
BCUC Jitsu Club
Below is a list of all the regular members of the club. Don't worry if you've been to the club and aren't on here but do try to make yourself known! You're chances of being included in the future will be greatly increased... now we can't decide if that's a good thing or not...
Simon "Sensei" Pegg
"He put the emphaasis on the wrong sylaable."
Simon is the Sensei that founded this club.
A man of many talents and the owner of an eccentric
taste in clothing.
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Monica Ma
"Go for the throat."
Monica came to us from Nottingham.
Voted 'club thug' at her last club, we feel Monica has
chilled out. Thank the gods.
monica_k_ma@rankhovis.comBack to Top
Richard Alvey
"No honest, I will show up."
Richard came to us from somewhere.
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Mike "Matrix" Foreman
"I can get it for you for a fiver."
Aside from Simon, Michael is the longest running member of the club. Unfortunately he has had to return to the tedious flat lands of Sussex, though his heart remains in sunny Wycombe. Mike is also responsible for producing this site - bless him.
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Paul "Bond" Butcher
"...basically..."
Paul is our resident 'stylist'. A long standing member of the club and a natural poser, watch out for him back flipping off a mini in our kung-fu flick.
If it ever happens, you can read about it in the news.Back to Top
Alvin Tucker
"I'll get my coat."
Alvin hails from another club, unknown to us.
Rumoured to be an ancient warlock who enjoys
making voodoo dolls.
atucker@insight.uk.memec.comBack to Top
Max "Relax" Goltyakov
"I am not anything, I am just Max."
Joined the club the same time as Paul. Unmissable to his galactic size shoulder structure.
If you need to make sure your Jitsu works, try it on him. If it doesn't work, you're doing it wrong.Back to Top
Dave Syms
"I don't care as long as it's dark and beery."
Dave Syms is one of our newest Yellow Belts and a friendly guy. Quiet and reserved, his Jitsu earned him a good collection of mons.
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Peter "Wild Man" DeHorsey
"Wow, that was a good film!"
A Film & Media student, Peter is a friendly guy and asset to the club. Ever been through the trauma of "Who was in that film? I know her name, what is it FOR CHRIST'S SAKE?!?!" Just have a quick word with Peter, he usually knows the answer.
j0003558@bcuc.ac.ukBack to Top
Suzanne Stacey
"Paul's not anyones bitch....he's my bitch.
Suzi, affectionately known as "Heinous Bitch Monster" in recognitionof her inability to hold a conversation of more than 3 words with Paul without it degenerating into abuse and personal insults, likes to kick ass and did so for BCUC in the recent Jitsu Natonals.
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Sarah Dyke
"...but it wasn't chocolate cake!"
Sarah is rapidly establishing herself as the clubs resident martial arts film expert thanks to her near encyclopaedic knowledge of all things kung-fu and celluloid. She doesn't just talk the talk she walks the walk kicking ass for BCUC in the recent Jitsu Nationals.
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