So,
how did it all begin ?
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a long, long time ago in a Clubhouse not a bit further
away than it used to be (Woodthorpe Road South), a group
of cheery chums had a vision to create 'The Ultimate Touring
Team'. |
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They
held regular meetings at their Party Headquarters where
they gathered around a square table, acting out their
bizarre and strange rituals, such as Yee-ha, the Matchbox
Game and Cherry-passing. After one such meeting, where
an excessive amount of dribbling, slobbering and mutual
hugging was witnessed, an earth shattering discovery
was made........
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.............during
the course of the Matchbox Ritual, a stray match spontaneously
combusted and fell into a glass of spirit. In a desperate
attempt to avoid the evaporation of all alcohol around the
square table, Lewy bravely thrust (quite alot!) her hand over
the top of the glass. Tragically it stuck; injuries were sustained.
After
much pulling and piss-taking, Lewy clamped her enormous cake-hole
around the glass and managed to free her palm. In relief she
inhaled deeply and promptly passed out from the fumes. The
post blister synopsis of this traumatic event revealed that
it was, in fact, a truly pleasurable experience, and one that
should be shared with all who were of the mind to listen.
The intrepid adventurers swore to spread the word of the Sniffer
amongst fellow hockey enthusiasts.
Thus
the Drambuie Sniffers were born.
You
too must learn the way of the Sniffer !
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