Lewy (a.k.a. Michelle)
Most famous for her “Comedy breasts”  - but her rose-bud nipples have sadly now bloomed & withered, Lewy joins us for one day with  her pre-Snifferette to maintain her “Old Timer” status. 

Flippa (a.k.a. Philippa)
Captain “Old Timer”, watch out when she’s pissed or she’ll start nose nibbling!  Flippa really is a true Sniffer -  mainly due to the fact that all she can do is sniff alcohol before she’s out playing with the fairies!

Benny (a.k.a. Karen - "who the f*ck is Karen?")
Our final pint-sized “Old Timer”.  The elegant demonstrator of the “wiggle”, our short-corner specialist is also used by the team as a homing device.  Her giggle is now renowned throughout the South region.   We should also take this opportunity to congratulate Benny on Tour Hen status this year !!

Bupa (a.k.a. Hilary)
“You’re-amazing,-and-we-want-you-to-stay-that-way (as long as you leave your mobile phone switched off)” . Bupa is another Tour Hen who is due to wed her Deano in September – another result of tour romance.

Sybil (a.k.a. Tracy)
Braving a couple of nights at Weymouth, Cybil needs to remember that we don’t have to play competively in the festival – in fact, do we play?  One final tip – stay off the red wine, beer’s a better bet for fine-drinking.

Bobby (a.k.a. Louise)
“What does she do for a living........A policewoman?.........naaaaaaaaaaaaaaahh” ...a welcome to Bobby on her third tour, ETA HQ 12pm.  Her M.O. for this year is to keep surveilling the action through til dawn to see if she can gather sufficient evidence for conviction.

Louby (a.k.a. Louise)
Louby should be congratulated on conducting the most successful alien abduction in 99.   Still managing to attend without her husband – an amazing feat, two years running.  Louby and Sheila are continuing the campaign for Sniffer rights.....remember “a Sniffer is for life, not just for Easter”!

Yorkie (a.k.a. Kirsty)
She has weened her way back on to SBAB after realising that she’s not “sooo tired” after.  Yorkie, known for getting high on her need for Speed and yapping at men’s ankles to get attention, is joining us for the fourth year........hope you’ve been practising counting to 21 Yorkie....?!!

Nads (a.k.a. Nadine)
AKA “The virge that turned” - she got her own back by wiping out the entire team on D-day in Weymouth 99....or was it just that she was taking the Space theme of tour a little too seriously!   Nads is one to watch on the professional Dibble-dabble circuit - challenge her to a game and watch her crrrrrrrrrrrumble.............!!!!

Luvvie (a.k.a. Tracey)
Having tasted the spirit of Drambuie at Weymouth 1998, Luvvie just can’t get enough of it now.....that’s if she’s recovered from downing that half pint of flavoured vodka – she has to remember to adopt the crash position at any dangerous chundering moments!

Ali-oop (a.k.a. Alison)
Another Sniffer carrying one of the new generation of Snifferettes.  She’s visiting for the day to make sure her bump is introduced to the Drambuie Sniffers as early as possible.  Let’s hope the babe isn’t hand-rubbing with excitement – bit dodgey on the tum.

Hen Bear (a.k.a. Gill)
Hair returns this year with a new passion for BK whoppers.  Famous for her money-saving tips (most famously the idea of washing tampons) she’ll be drinking in vast quantities – but only BK milkshakes.

Bubble (a.k.a. Maria)
Fantastic performance at last year’s tour, with the introduction of the Fine game – managed to stitch up a number of Sniffers.  Look forward to seeing more fun games this year.

Shergar (a.k.a. Sharon)
Shergar is allowed special dispensation from quarantine to venture on tour this year.  She will of course be wearing socks & a paper bag over her head in order to avoid spreading foot-and-mouth.  If anyone spots her snogging, I’m afraid she’ll have to be put down (but we’re not covering the vets bill).

Patsy (a.k.a. Alex)
Patsy proved her drinking ability on tour last year & is now a fully fledged Sniffer.  Looking forward to letting it all hang out again this year!

Vidal (a.k.a. Sarah)
Queen of the dribble - hockey skills rather than drinking ability naturally, Vidal is known for her style, finesse and unflappable character. It all starts to degenerate after a couple of pints of course.......... but “she is worth it”, darling.  She’s having to travel down by train this year as she discovered there’s not enough room in the back of her new car for her handbag.

Posh Bird (a.k.a. Marisa)
So-called following the discovery of a grand piano in her bathroom (what luxury does she have in the sitting room for goodness sake!!), this Sniffer tourer is ready to strut her stuff on the Redlands turf.  

Jonah (a.k.a. Katie)
Our very own Speedy Gonzalez - Jonah is completely unstoppable, both on and off the pitch.  Noted for her great scoring potential - she’s hoping to increase her current odds to top the table.......

Half pint (a.k.a. Laura)
Half-pint has excelled herself on every tour since she’s been eligible – you name it, she’s there , & she’s doin’ it.  She needs to cut down on whining…it disturbs the neighbours.  Apart from that, she’s there to ensure you don’t “dis” her bitch.!

Raunchy (a.k.a. Emma)
Her hidden talents were discovered a while ago and she may display them if you ask nicely........ we are of course, talking about Raunchy’s wonderful singing ability.

Posh Spice (a.k.a. Malaika)
Although her choice in men shows there is scope for improvement (only joking Posh!), we are delighted to welcome Posh to Tour 2001. Have a great time and let your hair down!!

Dyson (a.k.a. Tara)
Recently escaped from Curry’s, Dyson should not be approached if found wandering the streets of Weymouth.  She’s dangerous & is likely to either suck your face, muff-dive  or chunder all over you.  Best bet is to avoid her at all costs & report her to the local servicing department for re-conditioning of suction-power.

Barbie (a.k.a. Claire)
Our dear Barbie can only drag herself away from parading her pussy for a couple of nights this Easter.   Previous years have obviously been too much for her........what with forgetting how to play hockey, sleep-walking and the efforts of poaching pecks last thing at night. 

Muppet (a.k.a. Sophie)
A welcome to Virgin Sniffer, Muppet – she’s making it for the whole tour this year – despite jet-setting in that morning.  They still haven’t found the culprit for the burning down of Redlands last year – rumour has it that Muppet is prime suspect following her drunken performance at Ashford this year.

Yip-Yip (a.k.a. Jackie)
Our resident coach has been practising her mating call of Yip-yip-yip all season - it’s attracted a few passes so she’d better watch out in Weymouth! 

Po-leen (a.k.a. Pauline)
She’s been getting sneaky, & getting away with it for far too long.  Well done Po-leen, keep it up – you’re showing true Sniffer style!

Na-alie (a.k.a. Nataile)
A big welcome to the final Virgin tourer this year.  We might get her on the hockey pitch, but more likely to be found pulling in the bar (…….pints!!!).  Welcome the Sniffers – we know you’ll have a great tour.