I've got a bike, you can ride it if you like...

Well, that's not the point. The point is that I want to MAKE a bike. It will be called the Lazy Pooma and will be based on old roadster bikes such as the Raleigh DL-1. It will look like this:

Notice the close-fitting mudguards, 28" wheels, and design captivating not only the essence of vintage roadster bicycles, but also of innovation.