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House of Steel - Bob Nudd- Maggots In Ya Catapult Lyrics

Since a fair proportion of the visitors to the Masker page come in search of the lyrics to Bob Nudd's classic charity fishing song, Maggots In Ya (your) Catapult, I decided to upload them. These are the words as I have managed to work them out. Some may be slightly wrong but I think they're 95% right. Email me with corrections.

Studio Fish featuring Bob Nudd - Maggots In Ya Catapult

Come whip fishing with the rhythm of the Flicktip.
Bring a friend and a packet of biscuits.
Bring your groundbait, bring your casters.
I'm the man, King Maggot, the whip fish master, the blaster!
The master caster!
Compared to me, there's nobody faster!
Ship me pole out, four metres to hand
That's why you're on the water and I'm on the land.
Comin' at ya! With my 40-foot pole!
I bring a lesson for the young and old
I'm the super-fly guy, I'm the maggot ragamuffin
Snoop Maggy Maggot, gonna knock out your stuffin'

Whip fishin', whip fishin', that's what I do
I'm twice World Champion, I'm tellin' you
Comin' at ya.
Gonna hit you like a thunderbolt.
Groundbait, casters, maggots in ya catapult.

(Oh lordy) Maggots in your catapult
(Oh lordy) Up, up away (x4)

Down in the bait box, what do I see
A big juicy maggot that's lookin' right up at me
He says, "Bob", he says, "Bob", he says, "Flicktip",
"You are the man, you are the man for me
"You're the champion, the killer whip man
"The killer wrist-whipper, you're the flicktip man
"You're the deadly... riverbank wanderer
"Yeah, it's official, you're the whip fish thunderer" (funkerer? fondler?)

A big red maggot droppin' down through a cloud
I say it on my video, I say it out loud
A float before a cloud, a cloud in the water
Come little fishy, 'cos it's time that I caught ya
A great big roach is what I need
It's all just a question of a-rhythm and speed
It's all just a question of balancing your tackle
Your groundbait, casters, maggots in your catapult.

(Oh lordy) Maggots in your catapult
(Oh lordy) Up, up away (x4)

Got the method, the style and the edge for a while,
Smile smile smile, when I'm fishing in a trial
Gotta bait for the weight, Keep your head straight
If you're gonna beat me then you'd better not be late
A big weight of bream is a match angler's dream
Cos you need big points when you're fishing for the team
I'm weighing in now for the final result
Groundbait, casters, maggots in ya catapult.

(Oh lordy) Maggots in your catapult
(Oh lordy) Up, up away ...