The Centaur Council
And the winner of this season’s Donkey Award, given for bringing the Centaur race into disrepute by behaving as a beast of burden, goes to:
Windmane Burrfoot
Seen wearing a double bridle while adventuring in Deepwater Dungeon. Does he intend to link himself - via his double bridle - to the plough and put blinkers on!? Outrageous! This beast of burden behaviour is most unbecoming for any Centaur. Since this un-recalcitrant centaur has no excuse for wearing this item of saddlery, I have no option but to award him this dubious honour.