Tales from Morloc's Crypt

Tale1- My first thoughts of MUD

Date Jan/2000

As I have said before,

I am not going to tell tales about killing the dragon, finding a use for the gunpowder or even getting rid of a dam cold (that'll teach me not to sleep in doors.. anyway I digress.. The tale begins in ..err the beginning


(The Ogre: Nice Chap)

So I am what the oldies call a newbie. Ok I can handle that it makes sense, but hold on I'm standing in a tea room. Hmmm not a Tavern nor Inn, not even a smelly dungeon but a Tea room. I'm sure the Hobit was never like this?

So after wondering quite what to do I suddenly see someone sipping tea so why not I'll do that. Ahh! 1 point. Well with my new found confidence I decide to take that north exit (well it is the only exit or is it? ).

Great I'm now in the open air and on a road as well. I presume the road leads somewhere so I just follow.

About 1hr passes and within that time I am able to speak to people and have some idea on what to do. Basically get objects and throw them into the swamp. Luckily the swamp is one place I do know how to get to. And so with a few trips to the swamp I am now morloc the protector.

Sadly though my confidence in my abilities overtook my actual ability and with the speed of ignited methane I am Morloc the charcoal. (Its obvious once you've done it!). But wait I can continue again from the tea room with the same points, although ok I'm not carrying that coal I found but what would I want with a lump of coal! (ok I apologize to the wizzies it wasn't the coal it was the drum- I couldn't help myself - sorry).

Interlude over! Tale continues....

And so the quest continues with the knowledge that I could die but I can continue where I left off. Its a great concept but a totally wrong one which I discover when out of chance I run into an ogre. Ok I'm dead again but this time its deleting my persona..No!. Morloc is no longer.....but but hmmmm.

With the ease of my demise I now realize this is going to be a long trek and so tomorrow is another day and who knows I might just find that dam drum again!

And so I close my book, dim my lantern and finish off that ginger beer (memo to morloc: remember to raid the summer house again. Beer stock very low plus I must stop inviting Seamus round and he still owes me 2 groats for that cream for his rash). See ya next time and remember a lump of coal is not just for Christmas, its for ......zzzzzzzzzzzz!

If you liked this tale then please read the others!
You wont learn much but I might make you smile!

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