Keywords: Highlander: The Series Stargate SG-1 Crossover Sequel: Second in series Feedback: Comments, flames, superfluous remarks and vicious character assassination may be cheerfully sent to: ecolea@wt.net Disclaimer: Okay, so a few of the characters in this story actually belong to me, but I'm still not making any money off the others. But please, go ahead and sue me anyway. If fact, I'll make you a deal. You help me gain fame and notoriety -- and I'll help your lawyers spend all that retainer money! Author's note: For the sake of readability in most cases modern place names and descriptions of certain artifacts have been used. Purists will cringe, but hey, a cup is a cup is a cup. Note to canon junkies: Yes, I fudged a little in this one -- a couple of minor points -- but if the producers/writers can't be bothered to follow canon from episode to episode and movie to movie why should I? Personal note: Many thanks to Arameth for diabolical and fiendish torment of the author, guidance and without whom none of this would be possible. To Daisy, for just being there. And to Karoshi, for painlessly picking out the nits. Everyone should be so lucky! In Memorium: One more for Estella, who left the way she lived -- with dignity and style. |
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Chapter 5Water dripped onto rock, the sound of it echoing in the dank underground chamber. The gateway stood behind an altar set high above the rest of the room. The only other sound, metal scraping and squealing as the ancient wheel turned and light suddenly burst into the room as its center filled with energy. An instant later, five figures tumbled out, releasing harsh groans and quiet cries as they hit the ground rolling. Behind them, the light winked out and the sound of water dripping on rock continued its relentless echoing through the dank underground hall. "Did I not say, 'Dial us home'?" O'Neill asked in complete darkness. "You did," Teal'c stated succinctly. "Thought so." "Guess the general forgot to pay this month's electric." "Shut up, Pierson! I'm mad at you!" O'Neill turned on his flashlight. "Oh, Daniel..." he sang, saccharine sweet. "Pray tell, does this look like the SGC to you?" Everyone turned on their flashlights, cautiously looking around. "I dialed correctly, Jack. You were there. You saw me." "Something happened to the gate," Carter said, getting to her feet. "Major Carter is correct," Teal'c added. "Never have I seen a gate behave so erratically." Daniel glanced over at Methos for more support, but the Immortal merely shrugged. "Don't look at me. I'm the newbie." "There was a lot of electrical discharge around the gate," Carter pointed out as she panned her light over the Stargate above them. "Indeed, we have experienced similar problems with the gate mechanism from unexpected energy surges," Teal'c reminded them quietly. Methos raised a questioning brow. Daniel nodded slowly. "He's right. Remember 1969? Come to the sit in?" "Must have missed that one," Methos responded, training his light on the ceiling and surrounding walls. "Did you make it to Woodstock?" O'Neill asked. "Of course. I was a roadie for the Stones. Great music, rotten facilities," he added with a grimace, catching sight of a narrow staircase against the far wall and ambling over. "Well then," Jack said petulantly. "You didn't miss anything." "Glad to hear it," Methos responded lightly, refusing to be baited. If O'Neill was upset that he'd accepted Ptahsennes' challenge then the colonel would just have to live with it. Some things were more important than following orders. "There're some stairs here," he said, shining his light up into the corner. "Should be an exit, but I think it's blocked." The others came over, O'Neill taking the lead as he climbed the rough hewn steps. "Looks like part of the building above collapsed," he called down. "I can see light though, so it can't be too deep. Teal'c, you wanna give me a hand here?" The big man handed his staff to Daniel then made his way up the stairs. In short order they had enough of the debris cleared for everyone to scramble through the opening. Outside, night was falling and the air was redolent with the heavy scent of rain, green grass and moist earth. O'Neill breathed deeply and sighed. "At least it's not a desert," he said to no one in particular. "So, where are we? Any ideas?" Carter looked around at the tumbled down stones of the structure covered with lichen and vines then glanced at the darkening sky and shook her head. "It doesn't look familiar, sir. But," she added, reaching around to remove the lap top computer she always carried in her pack. "I should be able to triangulate our location from the position of the stars." "That won't be necessary," Methos whispered softly, seeming stunned as he stared off into the distance. "I know where we are. I'm just not sure of when." "When?!" O'Neill repeated, eyes going wide. Methos nodded slowly. "Daniel?" He waved the younger man over to where he stood then pointed toward a not too distant peak. "That's Mt. Parnassus, isn't it?" Daniel peered through his glasses, eyes going round with shock. "Uh, it looks like it. But..." he looked back over his shoulder, past the ruins behind them and into the distance, shaking his head. "Go on," Methos told him quietly. "Say it." "If that's Mt. Parnassus," Daniel shrugged, looking flabbergasted as he pointed southwest. "Then that should be Delphi. But it can't be. The city's missing." "Not missing," Methos sighed, glancing up at the few stars already peeking through the atmosphere. "And it's not really a city. Not yet anyway. It's still just a local shrine with a rather large village attached to it." "What are you saying?" O'Neill demanded. Methos shook his head, turning to look at the building they'd just crawled out of. The cast of the stone and the monumental size of them. Then he looked back at the mountain and closed his eyes briefly as he remembered. "I know this place," he whispered. "Okay," O'Neill said. "That's a good thing, right?" Methos simply stared at him for a long moment then turned to Samantha. "Major, if you'll look to the eastern horizon you will see Andromeda. She's lower in the sky than you're used to, but it's still her, isn't it?" Carter looked where he pointed and nodded slowly. "It looks like the constellation Andromeda, but the position's all wrong." "No, it's not wrong," Methos said slowly. "Or... It's right for the time, but we're wrong." "Wait a minute," O'Neill interjected. "Is he saying what I think he's saying? Carter? Daniel? Tell me we're not doing this again!" "I'm sorry, sir," the major apologized. "But Pierson is right. This is definitely Earth -- probably somewhere in Greece, if that is Mt. Parnassus. But I'd have to guess we're at least a couple of thousand years from where we should be." "More like three," Methos corrected her softly. "Are you sure?" Daniel breathed, swallowing hard as Methos nodded slowly. "Aw, damn!" O'Neill fumed. "I hate this time travel bullshit!" "Well, I'm not thrilled with it either!" Methos retorted, suddenly more angry than startled by the strangeness of it all. "I've been here, remember? Itchy woolen blankets for clothing. Chickens, pigs and goats sleeping in your bedroom," he recounted disgustedly. "And let's not forget the civilized world's favorite pastime -- taking your enemy's head and spitting it on a tall pointy stick as you parade through town at festival time! You never once! Not once!" he complained bitterly. "Said anything about time travel when you coerced me into this Stargate business!" "Guys! Guys!" Daniel interjected, pleadingly as O'Neill scowled furiously. "We can figure a way out of here, just like we did the last time. All we need to do is work out how we got here and reverse the process. Right, Sam?" Carter said nothing, glancing toward the mountain as the others looked to her for an answer. "It's worth a try," she finally agreed. O'Neill took a deep breath and sighed, relaxing slowly. "We," he wagged a finger at Methos, "will talk later. For now," he ordered, moving toward a patch of clear ground beside the ruins. "Let's sort out the supplies and make camp while we try and get a handle on this thing." *** Methos sat quietly, ignoring everyone as he cleaned his sword by the fire. Having lost his pack back when he'd fought Ptahsennes, he'd built the fire using a bit of flint he'd found in the dirt and the edge of his sword, leaving the others to cook their freeze dried rations while he searched through the ruins until he'd found an old whetstone. Nearby, he could feel O'Neill watching him. Worried, Methos supposed, about whether he'd made the right decision in dragging his 'minion' back from Nepal. Then again, maybe not, Methos thought wryly. For all his bluster, O'Neill seemed to like him. More importantly, he was unafraid -- without needing to denigrate Methos' abilities in order to achieve that fearless state. He heard rather than saw O'Neill wordlessly pick up a plate of food and come to sit beside him on the other side of the fire. "I'm sorry about your friend," O'Neill said quietly as he placed the food beside him. "Daniel told me what happened. Why he challenged you." Methos gave a half shrug and nodded. "Ptahsennes was a good man," he offered. "I shall miss him." "Then why'd you do it?" O'Neill asked, squinting into the fire as if he'd find his answer there. "I thought you didn't like challenges." "I didn't mean to kill him," Methos admitted, finally sheathing his sword. "But I knew Ptahsennes. He would have felt honor bound to hunt me. And I thought," he sighed sadly. "I thought if I gave him a good fight, made him feel as though he'd tried his best to defeat me, but I won and spared his life, he would also feel honor bound to let the past go. We might not have been friends, but at least he would have been alive." "But you slipped." Methos gave him a look of surprise. "Carter told me." The Immortal nodded. "I played a dangerous game," he agreed. "And Ptahsennes lost." Another regret, he thought bitterly, added to a list that was already far too long. They sat for a time just watching the fire. "You should eat something," O'Neill finally told him. "Have some protein with that iron," he nodded at the sword. Methos smiled wryly and picked up the plate. He didn't have much of an appetite, but he ate anyway, feeling a little less like a pariah after his outburst. "You know," he told Jack, between bites. "I really should have guessed about the time travel." "How's that?" "Because Tok'ra said something to me before he disappeared," Methos began slowly. "Actually, it was the very last thing he said. I didn't know what it meant then. I wasn't even sure I'd heard it right. But now, after what happen in Egypt, I'm beginning to wonder." "That's...interesting. But utterly meaningless. Since I don't know what the hell you're talking about." Methos grimaced, knowing O'Neill was probably not going to be very happy with him once he explained. "The last thing Tok'ra said to me sounded like, 'The ninth symbol is Time'. I mean, it may have absolutely nothing to do with what happened to us, I just thought I ought to mention it." For a long moment O'Neill simply stared at him then turned to the others. "After Daniel punched in the address," he asked tersely, "did anyone else see a bunch of stuff fall on the DHD? And maybe a couple of extra key pads lighting up?" "I didn't see the pads," Daniel cocked his head, looking perplexed. "But like you said, the ceiling was caving in. Some of it must have hit the DHD." "I didn't see it either, sir," Carter admitted. "But I thought the outer track took a long time to lock into place." "It did," Teal'c nodded. "What I thought," O'Neill sighed tiredly. "Pierson here says Tok'ra made a death bed confession. Only he didn't get it. And someone," he glared at Methos, "didn't bother to read the memo on what constitutes a debriefing. Like, reporting the little things all-powerful beings tell us before they vanish into the space time continuum." "Sir," Carter asked. "What did Tok'ra say?" "Oh, nothing much. Just some stuff about the ninth chevron representing Time." They all stared at Methos, who merely shrugged. "I thought he was just being profound. You know, something I'd figure out in a few thousand years. It's not like we even use eight." "Actually," Daniel said uncomfortably. "The eighth is used for intergalactic travel." "Apparently, no one sent me the memo on that one either," Methos glared back at Jack. "I'm not sure any of this really matters," Carter interjected. "The number of variables needed to come up with an exact address for returning to a specific point in time are astronomical. Just hitting the keys randomly won't do it." "But we have seen the gate used as time travel device before," Daniel pointed out. O'Neill shook his head. "1969 was an accident, Daniel." "Yes, but the time loop incident wasn't. That was a deliberate attempt to alter the fabric of Time." Carter nodded. "True. But the Ancients themselves failed to make it work. If they knew it was possible to use the gate for time travel, why would they have gone to the trouble of creating a separate device to send their whole world back in time? Why not just send someone back to change history?" "They might not have known it was possible," Methos interjected, though the others looked doubtful. "The Ancients who designed the gate system might not have given that little piece of information out to everybody. It's not the kind of thing I'd put in the manual. Too easy to abuse. I'd keep it for special circumstances, if I even used it at all." "Yes," Teal'c said quietly. "It would not be prudent to disseminate such information. And there are many symbols on the gates we have seen which do not correspond to any known star systems. If only one represented the aspect of Time we would not know it." "But you'd still need an awful lot of power going into the gate in order to make use of it," Carter pointed out. "Ptahsennes' Quickening," Daniel theorized. "It could have charged the gate enough to make it possible." "It could have," the major admitted. "But that doesn't explain why the wormhole changed color and undulated." "Maybe it was confused," Methos said softly, drawing stares. "Look," he said. "From what I gather, the technology the Ancients used was vastly different from ours. Tok'ra implied they were beings who didn't really need bodies anymore -- they were essentially all mind. And from what you've told me, at least some Goa'uld technology requires an element of thought control to make certain objects work." "Like the hand devices," Carter nodded. "Exactly," Methos went on. "Suppose the gate was accidentally set for time travel mode, but needed the mental input to really make it work? Maybe it got something from one us. The last historic date we all thought about in common was the year Shishak went to Jerusalem. Well, I hate to tell you this, but if we aren't pretty close to it I'd be awfully surprised." "Maybe," Carter tentatively agreed. "Or maybe it just went to the nearest available gate in time at the same location for which it had been programmed." "The nearest available gate was at the SGC," O'Neill pointed out. Carter took a deep breath and let it out slowly. "I'm not sure it was, sir. I've been going over the data I took from the ship. If my calculations are right..." "And they usually are," O'Neill muttered. "...I don't think the gate in Colorado exists anymore." "Run that by me again." "Sir, I'm sorry. But when I said the ship was safe I was working from a misconception. I neglected to take into account the effect of the radiation on the naquada used in building the ship." Daniel drew a horrified breath. "She's right, Jack. Radiation and naquada don't mix well. Or, they do, but the result is more dangerous. Remember Ra?" "Yeah, I remember," O'Neill nodded soberly. "Together they make a bigger bomb. But you said there was no radiation left in that ship, Carter." "There wasn't," she admitted. "Because it was all absorbed by the naquada in the hull. Over time, it must have changed its molecular structure, making it unstable." "But they've got shields for that," O'Neill said, looking to Teal'c. "Don't they?" "Not," the Jaffa pointed out, "on the inside. Radioactive material is strictly prohibited aboard Goa'uld ships, on pain of death." "Are you telling me," O'Neill asked slowly. "That when that ship blew it became the world's biggest bomb?" Carter bit her lip and nodded. "I think so, sir." "You think so?! You either know or you don't, Major. I need an answer!" O'Neill demanded. "Yes, sir," she said quietly. "But there's only one way to know for sure. We need to find a way to dial out and see if anyone's at home." *** "That's the sequence," Jack said, pointing to the key pads on the DHD inside the ruins. Carter shook her head. "It might work. But we still need the same kind of power Ptahsennes Quickening provided. If," she added dubiously, "that's what caused us to jump in the first place." "Uh, Sam. If your calculations are right and this is 926 BC," Daniel said softly. "Then this is the sub-Mycenean period. It's a Dark Age in Greece. We're just not going to find that kind of power here." "I might be able to help with that," Methos smiled. O'Neill gave him a wry grimace. "I may be pissed at you, Pierson, but I'm not going to cut off your head just to see if this works!" Methos' eyes went wide. "I wouldn't even suggest it!" he insisted. "But older Immortals do have some control over the planet's electrical field." Daniel shook his head. "We need the equivalent of several bolts of lighting, Adam. Not just a random electrical discharge." "Come," Methos smiled, ushering them up the stairs and back outside. The morning was bright and clear, though it had rained on and off during the night. There was a chill in the air, but the sun was warming the land as it drew high. Methos shooed them all away. "Stand back, children. I'm about to scare the dickens out of you." O'Neill rolled his eyes and found a seat on some fallen stones as Methos strode into the open closer to the tree line. This probably wasn't the wisest thing to do, he silently admitted as he set himself with feet apart, threw back his head and closed his eyes. Still, there was no help for it if he wanted to go home and not spend the next three thousand years quite literally reliving the nightmares of his past. He took a deep breath, reaching from within himself for the power he remembered. In the distance, thunder roared as he raised his arm and called the lightening to him. It crackled above, refusing to be tamed. Then he focused his will with a shout of triumph and pulled down the power of the heavens. It came in searing waves and strikes, burning his skin until he pointed his other arm, throwing the lightening into the trees. Again and again, he did this, having forgotten the joy of this particular venture. So many years in hiding, so many gains forsaken. Immortals played with lightening. With the power and the willingness to simply be a conduit. When he'd finally had enough, Methos eased back and lowered his arms, enjoying the last caress of the static discharge as it traveled across his skin. With a sigh of pure pleasure he opened his eyes to find his mortal companions staring in open mouthed horror. I might have overdone it just a tad, he thought with chagrin as he rejoined them, sprawling on the grass near Carter's feet. "Think it'll get the job done?" Silence greeted him until Jack frowned and spoke up. "Show off." Methos laughed. "God!" he sighed, falling back in relief. "I haven't done that in ages. I'd forgotten how much fun that was." "Fun?" Teal'c asked, clearly appalled. "Power like that is what made the Goa'uld evil." "True," Methos admitted quietly, slowly sitting up and stretching. "But then the Goa'uld don't have any limits placed on them by an outside agency. I haven't been able to do that freely in over two thousand years. Repercussions and consequences tend to keep one honest." The Jaffa nodded thoughtfully. "Then you must have such fun more often." "Sure," O'Neill shrugged. "We'll take him out to Area 51. He can have all the fun he wants there. In the meantime, Carter?" She finally closed her mouth and nodded. "If he can direct it at the gate, sir, it should work." "Good," O'Neill said, then looked around at Daniel to see how he'd taken the whole fireworks display. Methos nervously followed his gaze. "You okay, Danny?" The archaeologist said nothing, simply staring at the smoking, splintered trees across the clearing. "He's speechless," O'Neill grinned appreciatively. "Which is actually a good thing," he added, suddenly quite serious. "Because none of you ever saw this," he looked at the others. "No one needs to know, because it never happened. Understood?" Teal'c and Carter nodded in agreement, then O'Neill gave Daniel a little shove. "You gettin' this, Danny?" "Uh, yeah," the younger man nodded. "You sure?" O'Neill asked. Finally, Daniel looked at Methos. "Yeah, I'm sure," he answered softly. Then, "They'd take you apart for that, wouldn't they?" he asked, no doubt reminded of Methos' unceremonious and painful introduction to the SGC. Methos only smiled wistfully at his innocence. "No, Danny," he said quietly. "For that," he pointed to the smoking ruin of the trees. "They'd kill me."
Chapter 6O'Neill shook his head, looking around the heavily wooded area while they waited on Carter to finish running another simulation. The Stargate was rigged with fishing wire from their survival kits and attached to Methos' sword in place of a lightening rod to create a focal point for the energies he would call. It should work, the major insisted, but just to be sure she wanted to run a few models. "There's something I just don't get," O'Neill finally muttered. "What's a Stargate doing in the middle of Ancient Greece? And why hasn't it been active until now?" "It's probably from the original Shrine of Pythias at Delphi," Daniel responded. "Oh, now that's helpful," O'Neill rolled his eyes. Methos smiled wryly. "In mythology," he explained. "The god Pythias often took the form of a python." "Another snakehead," O'Neill grimaced in disgust. "Very likely," Methos agreed. "According to the legend," Daniel explained. "Pythias fought Apollo and lost. Only to be trapped in his lair at the center of the earth. The passage down was supposedly at Delphi. After the battle, the Omphalos, or passageway, was sealed over and another temple erected on the site, where the Sibyl, a sort of mystic cum fortune teller priestess, became the Oracle of Apollo." "Supposedly," Methos said, taking up the story. "Pythias' breath came from a hole left in the ground and inhaling the fumes gave whoever sat on the stone above the Omphalos the ability to see the future. Bunch of drug addled bimbos muttering nonsense, if you ask me," he snorted derisively. "You never went to the Oracle at Delphi?" Daniel asked, surprised. "Oh, I went," Methos nodded. "257 BC," he recalled. "It was great fun. Sort of like going to Vegas. You know it's going to cost a fortune and everything's in favor of the house, but you go anyway, just to see what all the hype is about." "So what did you ask her?" "When I'd die, of course." O'Neill laughed. "What'd she say?" "That I was mocking her and to get the hell out," Methos smirked. "Woman had no sense of humor." "She knew what you were?" Daniel asked, astonished. "Of course she did," Methos grinned. "She was Immortal. Liked to play handmaiden of the gods. Kept her safe on holy ground for centuries. I did run into her again a few years back. Owns an occult book shop in New York. Still no sense of humor," he sighed. O'Neill grinned and shook his head while Daniel looked vaguely shocked. The colonel finally sighed. "That's...interesting, but what does it have to do with the gate downstairs?" "Nothing," Methos shrugged. "Except that some of the original Pythians probably survived and brought the gate here in the hope that one day the god would rise." "When most of Greece was leveled by a series of earthquakes," Daniel added, glancing at the ruins. "Maybe only the gate survived." "My guess," Methos commented. "Is that it will soon be buried in another one. Much the same as every other gate the Goa'uld might have left behind." "That brings to mind another problem," Daniel said softly. "If this doesn't work, what are we going to do? We can't stay here." "It'll work," O'Neill insisted, refusing to give up hope. Methos nodded. It had better work, he thought, because right now they were running out of options. Most of all, he didn't fancy spending the next three thousand years avoiding the Horsemen. Especially since he'd also have to avoid himself in all those places he'd been avoiding the others. Behind them, Carter emerged from the ruins, Teal'c trailing beside. "We're ready, sir." Methos rose with the rest of the team, but stayed at the entrance above. This would be tricky, he knew, to call the Quickening and not lose himself in the power as he waited for the gate to open then to grab his sword as he ran and leap through the gate before it could close once the current died. But then, the simplest of plans were often the most dangerous and if he missed his chance he would be stuck here unless the others could find a way to get him back. "Okay," Carter murmured, checking the connections one last time. "Let's do it." They moved back against the far wall watching as Methos raised his arm and called the lightening, directing it to his sword and from there to the gate itself. With enough power energizing the gate, Carter darted out and programmed the DHD. They got ready to run, watching as the outer track turned and the chevrons locked. Then...nothing. A moment later, when it was obvious they weren't leaving O'Neill called to Methos telling him to stand down. Exhausted, he fell to his knees, blearily watching as Teal'c gathered up his sword and the others joined him above. "Well, that was a big bust," O'Neill muttered, leaning down to grab Methos under the arms and haul him outside. "You okay?" The Immortal nodded. "Bitterly disappointed," he admitted. "I was so hoping Major Carter was wrong." "I too am unhappy," Teal'c stated, offering Methos his sword. "You're not the only ones," Daniel said, sinking to the grass beside his companions. "Well, there is another option," Carter pointed out, joining them. "We find a place to live quietly and in three thousand years Captain Pierson makes sure we don't ever go to that ship." Methos raised his brows. "Thanks for the vote of confidence in terms of my continued survival, Major, but what in the world will I do for the next three thousand years while I'm waiting to pull your asses out of the fire?" "Whatever you did for the last three thousand," she said calmly. "Once you warn us and we don't go, history will have changed and this will have never happened. The timeline will correct itself and the original Methos will still be part of the SGC never having gone back in time." "So, I will simply cease to exist," Methos surmised. "How kind of you to offer me that option." "It's just an idea," O'Neill told him. "We can try something else before it comes to that." "Like what?" Daniel asked. "If that ship explodes again the chain reaction is still going to rip the atmosphere from the planet. We need to find a way to stop it." "What about the Tok'ra?" O'Neill asked. "Even if we knew where some of them were this far back in time it still wouldn't do us any good," Daniel pointed out. "We need to prevent that ship from exploding." "Then we must go to Egypt and await the arrival of the Goa'uld," Teal'c stated blandly. "Once there, we will find a way to prevent your world's destruction and utilize their gate to return us to our own time." A stunned silence greeted his suggestion, until Methos finally nodded. "It might just work. I mean, we've got two years to get there."
Chapter 7By late afternoon they'd succeeded in setting up a more permanent camp next to the eastern wall of the ruins with a hastily constructed shelter made of tent halves and emergency blankets. Layering on their street clothes underneath their thin desert uniforms had added extra protection against the sudden drop in temperature the rains had brought. A large fire warmed the area sufficiently, though the looming cloud cover atop Mt. Parnassus foretold more bad weather to come. A quick inventory of their supplies had revealed enough freeze dried rations, energy bars and candy to last about two weeks, if they were careful. But Methos had plans to supplement that by hunting as well as to go shopping. "Shopping?" O'Neill asked, obviously surprised at the suggestion. "Yeah," Methos grinned. "Shopping. We need stuff. Like clothes, food, blankets, a donkey. Daniel's right, O'Neill. We can't remain here indefinitely and leave for Egypt when the time comes. We've got to move now." "Why now?" Methos gave a quiet sigh. How could he expect these children of the modern age to truly understand? "First," he explained patiently. "It may be winter and travel is limited, but there are still people moving around out there," he gestured toward the forest. "The locals may be superstitious about this place and not come here, but others might. And being afraid of something doesn't necessarily mean you're afraid to fight the evil demons who've suddenly sprung up in your backyard. Quite the opposite, in fact, believe me." "Okay. We need to move. Got it," O'Neill nodded. "Next?" "Second," Methos went on. "We can't run around dressed in these clothes and not expect to be challenged. The Dorians never were a placid bunch, even once they got settled hereabouts. They're a tribal people and still very suspicious of foreigners. We need to look like them as much as possible, so that even if they know we're not from around here they'll think we're not too distantly related. Following the forms and customs is always a good idea." "Great," Jack grimaced. "We all get to wear itchy woolen blankets for clothing." "I'll buy some linen for linings," Methos smiled, wondering vaguely why he hadn't thought of that three thousand years ago. "I promise, you won't get a rash." "Gee, thanks, Dad!" O'Neill rolled his eyes. "And the donkey?" "A donkey and cart to start. Eventually we'll need horses. These," he held up the torn wrapper of an energy bar, "do not exist. Everything comes in sacks, baskets or clay jars. Which means we'll need pack animals to carry our supplies. And once you add them into the equation the logistics have to be proportionately enlarged. Grain and food stuffs for us, oats for the donkeys and horses. And we'll need travel supplies. Tents, bedding, cookware, and items to barter when cash money won't suffice. There aren't any inns yet, Colonel, and we can't just wander into town looking for the familiar golden arches." "Did you have to say that?" O'Neill complained, staring miserably at his energy bar. "Damn! Now I want a burger and fries." "That's something else you won't see much of for a while," Methos told him softly. "Meat, especially beef, is very expensive. Most people make do with fish and the occasional fowl. Pork and goat are available, but usually only eaten after they're sacrificed. And in Egypt most meals, even in wealthy houses, consist mainly of bread and beer. Of course, we'll supplement that with cheese, fruit, fish and as much meat as we can afford, but don't expect the quality to be as good as you might like." "Sounds yummy," the colonel grumbled. "So, when do we leave for the mall?" "I'm leaving. You're not." "Are you ashamed of us?" Methos grinned, looking around the fire at his companions' bemused expressions. "Maybe later -- when you all start scratching in public," he smirked. "For now though, not one of you is safe beyond this clearing. Teal'c," he nodded at the big Jaffa. "Is far too exotic without the appropriate entourage. Major Carter and Daniel," he shook his head as he looked at the pair. "Let's just say blondes are rare in this part of the world and highly prized. As for you," he looked at O'Neill. "I'd feel a whole lot better if you stayed to guard them while I'm gone." "We can take care of ourselves," Samantha insisted. "He's talking about slavery, Carter," O'Neill pointed out. "Or worse," Methos sighed. "Let me be blunt, Major. You're both not only blonde, but your skin is fair and you're attractive. Tell me, Danny, you know the times. With a combination like that where would you expect to end up?" The archaeologist flushed deeply, but nodded. "Probably a brothel -- if we were lucky. Personal pets of some local ruler if we're not." "Lucky?!" Carter asked, horrified. "Lucky as it gets," Methos shrugged. "You'd be better off in a brothel. If it's a good house the owner's less likely to beat you if you're bringing in good money -- which you certainly would because of your hair and eyes. And the customers would give you gifts. Eventually, you might even get enough money to buy yourself out, but not until you were used up by the amount of trade you'd be forced to endure. And then what would you do?" he added pointedly. "You have no useful skills like weaving or sewing. And no one would be likely to marry you because you wouldn't have a dowry, or a family line which could be traced. The fact is," he told her honestly. "This world is not friendly to those without the means of survival, Major. There are no social services, no charitable organizations and no international movements rallying to free the slaves. They are, quite simply, appliances. Human washing machines and industrial cogs." Samantha grimaced, looking obviously disgusted. "So, we all just sit back while you to take care of us?" she finally asked, very much annoyed. "Just for a little while," he said gently. "Once we're on the road things will be different. You'll all have your parts to play in our little charade." "Don't tell me," O'Neill grimaced wryly. "You've got a plan." "Don't I always?" Methos smiled widely. *** "Oh, this was a great plan," Methos muttered angrily as he wended his way through the forest. He was cold and wet and desperately hungry, since he'd refused to take what little supplies the others had. Just a canteen for water and some strips of rabbit he'd caught the night before. In his pocket he had twenty-two copper pennies, the total sum of useful coinage they'd had among them. He had other coins, but the metal being unknown might not go over well with the locals. They'd probably take it, but not at a fair exchange rate like the copper -- it being used in combination with tin to make bronze. And much of it, he knew, would go towards their immediate purchases. He would have to think of something else to help them survive. Had, in fact, already thought of it, but it was an idea he knew none of them would like. The scent of burning wood caught his attention and he made his way toward whatever little hovel he might be lucky enough to have stumbled upon. There were few roads this far into the back country and dressed as he was he didn't dare travel on anything more established than a goat track. He was surprised then when he reached the edge of the forest to find a fairly large farm house on the outskirts of what appeared to be a village. But then he'd spent most of his time during this period in Greek history in Africa or Asia Minor. Civilized places where the cities and towns were more to his liking. He and the Horsemen had been through here a few times, but they'd never stayed longer than a few decades at most. The Myceneans had been far too eager to fight and after the collapse of their civilization there wasn't much gold to be had anyway. The Dorians, who now dominated the area after taking advantage of that collapse and successfully invading, might have been less organized, but they had also been far less acquisitive than the Horsemen had liked. He moved through the woods, carefully screening himself in the foliage until he'd edged around toward the front of the house. Inside, two women were chatting and he could hear their laughter drifting in his direction. There were no men about, Methos smiled to himself, imagining that they were probably in the village gossiping and drinking wine with the rest of the farmers. This being the rainy season there wasn't much to do on a farm after the animals got fed and the goats got milked. Only a single male slave watched at the door and an old one at that. A sop to convention that said the women must never be left alone and unguarded. He didn't see any children, but they might be in the village as well, running wild with the rest of the urchins until a slave was sent to call them home. Methos pulled out his zat gun and carefully moved out toward the side of the house. Staying close to the wall he edged around the corner to the front, where the slave seemed to have nodded off. He fired once then caught the man before he could fall into the mud beside the door. No alarm came from the house and Methos easily pulled the man inside. Without thinking about it twice he quickly stripped the man of his tunic and sandals. Good wool, he thought. Not, he was glad, simply a threadbare, cut down castoff of the master's. Likely made new by the women of the house because the slave been with them a long while and they were rather fond of the old fart. He bundled the clothes and sandals inside his jacket and turned to leave, pausing for a moment to look back. The man was old by the standard of the times and would certainly be punished for the loss -- even if no sane man would give away his only clothing. Still, masters as he well knew, did not have to be rational in their ire. Cloth and leather were expensive and quick replacements might not be easy to find. With a silent sigh he pulled a penny from his pocket and put it on the floor beside the old man. Far more than the items were worth, but whatever excuse he gave the family that owned him at least now they could afford not to beat him too hard. He ran for the woods, moving swiftly through the undergrowth, still feeling the tiny rush of adrenaline his little adventure had caused. It sustained him until he deemed he was far enough away from the village to stop and make use of the things he'd bought. Well, not exactly bought, Methos thought wryly as he changed his clothes. Still, it was close enough for his scruples to suit even the Highlander's morals. Well, maybe not his, Methos thought, with a grimace of distaste. Not unless he'd found a warm blanket for the old slave and tucked him up safe for the night before running off. On the other hand, he knew what most people in this day and age were like. And he didn't doubt for a moment that if he'd offered the same money to the women they'd have thought nothing of stripping the old, much favored slave bare on the spot. Feeling less like a hunted man than he probably should have without his sword, though he did have a pair of daggers strapped to his sides, Methos rolled up his own clothes, wrapping them inside his uniform jacket. His combat boots would have been better for this terrain, he sighed in dismay, but they just wouldn't work with the chiton. Pity, he thought, but he'd just have to put up with mud between his toes and the occasional rock. "Now for the donkey," he muttered with a disgusted sigh. At least then he could ride.
Chapter 8He was an odd looking slave when he rode into Delphi, but they were used to that. Even before the rest of the country was back on its collective feet in another century or so, the Oracle still had visitors coming from far and wide. Not as many as it would eventually have, and not nearly as often, but enough to mask his presence and for Methos that was all right. They didn't ask where he was from, or care much about him at all except to remark on the fairness of his skin. What concerned the small shopkeepers was the weight and purity of his coin. And none cared at all how he came by it. He was obviously a trusted slave to be deemed so responsible at such a young age. He was also well mannered, though not disgustingly servile. So they sold him a small cart and some ready made clothes at exorbitant prices and counted themselves lucky even if his master was an idiot. No one bought clothes made ready to wear except foreign fools and motherless bachelors. With eight pennies left in his pocket Methos went on a shopping spree, but this time he bargained hard. When he was done both the cart and the donkey were overloaded with jars of foodstuffs, chests of linen, leather and bolts of lesser quality wool cloth along with numerous household items. And with his last penny he purchased another sword. Hiding a smile he urged the donkey forward and with a gentle flick of the reins he started back. When spring came and foaling season arrived he'd be back to buy the horses -- and maybe a little something more. *** "He said it could take a week or more, so no, Daniel, I'm not worried." O'Neill scooped another handful of clay from the stream into the sack he'd made out of his rain poncho. "Not yet, anyway." "Well, I am," the archaeologist muttered. "Adam's out there alone and virtually unarmed. What if he runs into another Immortal. Damn it! He wouldn't even be in this mess if I hadn't recommended him for that translation job." "Feeling a little guilty, are we?" "Maybe I am," Daniel admitted. "It's just... It can't be easy for him. Look at us. I don't know about you, but this isn't my idea of a good time." "You managed well enough on Abydos," O'Neill pointed out. "That was different. I had Sha're to think of and for the first six months I barely felt the culture shock. Then reality set in and I had to go into the fields with the others, even if I was teaching most of the rest of the time." "You did good, Daniel. And Pierson will be fine. He's been here and done that, remember?" "That's not the point," he muttered, turning as Carter came part way down the path. "Colonel!" she called urgently. "Teal'c just radioed in. Someone's coming." O'Neill handed Daniel the clay filled rain poncho and went to meet her. "Is it Pierson?" "He thinks so, sir, but he can't be sure. He's still a ways out." O'Neill nodded and strode back up the path toward the hills behind the temple where they'd built their new camp. The day after Methos had left it had rained so long and hard that the temple had flooded, so they'd moved to higher ground and dug in for the duration. More importantly, it had a good view of the land on all sides. A short while later he reached the top and joined Teal'c in their observation post, easily climbing up the rope they'd secured to a tree and into the branches above. "Which direction?" O'Neill asked the Jaffa, who lounged comfortably several feet away. "From the south," he pointed. "One man leading a beast and a cart." O'Neill pulled out his binoculars and had a look. A tall thin man completely wrapped in what looked like a blanket trudged along leading a donkey and cart up the narrow, overgrown path that led to the temple. The man paused in his journey long enough to push back the cloth that covered his head to take a drink from the canteen which hung from the side of the cart. "It's him," O'Neill grinned. "Shall we go meet him?" Teal'c asked. O'Neill shook his head. "Nah," he smiled. "He looks okay from here. And besides," he added as he felt something cool and wet splash against his cheek. "It's starting to rain." *** "Come on, girl," Methos urged the donkey. "Just a little bit further and you can have a nice rest and something to eat where it's toasty warm and dry." The animal balked again at the up slope in the path and Methos sighed in despair. He missed cars and buses and floor board heating, and right about now he wouldn't even mind getting one of those annoying telemarketing phone calls. He moved up the path in the dark, tripping as his long chiton, soaked and heavy with rain water, wrapped around his ankles pulling him down into the rocky mud. God, he thought miserably, shivering as the wind whipped him cruelly, he'd forgotten just how awful it was. "Need some help, soldier?" he heard as the brilliant glare of a flashlight beam suddenly blinded him. Wincing, Methos shielded his eyes with his arm. "Christ, O'Neill! It's about fucking time! Just how long have you been watching?!" Strong hands helped him to his feet as he heard the colonel chuckling from above. Teal'c, he realized with relief as the big man threw an arm around his shoulders. "Couple of hours," O'Neill told him as the Jaffa practically lifted him the rest of the way up the path. "You were doing okay until your friend there decided to stop." Ah, he thought, suddenly understanding. This was his punishment for not revealing Tok'ra's little message at the proper time. So be it, Methos thought, too tired to argue. The light went off as he sensed two figures moving past him in dark. "Glad you're safe, Adam," Daniel murmured, laying a hand on his shoulder. "There's warm food back at camp," Samantha added. "Why don't you go dry off." He nodded tiredly in response, barely noticing when Teal'c turned back to help take charge of the donkey and cart and O'Neill led him past the ruins. "We moved to higher ground a week or so ago," he informed Methos as he helped him up the path. "It's a little rough, but we're working on it." A structure loomed against the dark and for a moment Methos thought he was seeing an old style barracks. Then he was inside and his tired eyes grew round as he got his first look at what these children of the modern age had wrought. It was indeed a barracks of sorts. A little rectangular house made of rough hewn logs with a clay floor covered in straw. In one corner of the room granite blocks from the ruins and field stone had been used to create a huge hearth with a small opening in the ceiling just above to draw the smoke out. To build the roof they'd obviously scavenged timber from the old temple's ceiling. Good seasoned wood originally coated in pitch and meant to last a dozen generations or more. The cracks had been filled in with more clay and probably covered over with sod for extra warmth. "Like I said," O'Neill shrugged. "It's rough, but it keeps the rain off." Rough? Methos thought, astonished. "I've seen rich men living in worse," he mumbled, staggering towards the fire. "Hey! Hey!" O'Neill called. "You're dripping on my floor!" Methos sighed exhaustedly and briefly closed his eyes. Modern children, modern sensibilities, he thought wryly. With a shrug of his shoulders the himation, his cloak, fell to floor, quickly followed by the chiton. With practiced fingers he unlaced his sandals, walking away from the nasty wet pile dressed only in his dignity and sank limply to his haunches by the hearth. Behind him, he could hear O'Neill muttering as he picked up after him, but didn't bother to pay attention. He was chilled to the bone and starving. The packet of bread, cheese, fish and olives he'd bought in Delphi had run out the day before and opening the wax seals on the jars would have ruined the contents. "Carter mentioned food," he whispered tiredly. O'Neill came up behind him and laid a uniform jacket across his shoulders, dropping a dry pair of jeans and a tee shirt beside him into which Methos hurriedly scrambled. "In here," Jack said, shoving aside a large flat paving stone from the front of the hearth. Inset into the blocks they'd left an opening, lined it with clay to hold the heat and built an oven. Methos grunted in surprise. "Clever," he murmured, then moaned softly as he inhaled the marvelous aroma of the food inside. "Carter's idea," O'Neill grinned, grabbing a plate and fork from a stack nearby. "Me? I'd have just gone with a spit. Barbecue style." Methos nodded. So would he. But trust a woman to design a better, more serviceable hearth. O'Neill speared a couple of small birds onto the plate then used one of the camping cups to ladle some vegetables beside it. "You've done well," Methos said appreciatively, noting the wild onions, turnips and mushrooms that now graced the plate O'Neill handed over. "Just the basics," he responded, watching Methos savor his first bite. "The Air Force requires survival training for all its pilots. This is just Foraging 101. At least we didn't have to resort to eating bugs. Oh, and there's fish and pork smoking in the shed out back." Methos' eyes went wide. "You guys took a boar?!" "Just Teal'c. He didn't know what it was. Found it rooting around the latrine and used his staff on it. Too bad you missed it, we had ribs last night." "Well save me the tongue," Methos insisted, refusing to hide his delight. "I haven't had a decent boar's tongue dinner in over six hundred years." "It's all yours," O'Neill told him, glancing past Methos as the door behind them opened. "We got it all up," Carter informed them. "Daniel's securing the donkey out back under the tent." Methos shook his head. That donkey would be living better than their neighbors down the road if the children had their way, he thought sardonically. "Good work," O'Neill told her, getting to his feet. "I'll give you a hand getting everything inside." They left Methos to his dinner and he watched, much bemused while with military precision they quickly stacked the goods he'd bought against the opposite wall. "Think you got enough stuff?" O'Neill asked sarcastically as Teal'c, Daniel and Carter brought in the last items. "Not as much as I would have liked," Methos told him honestly. "But enough for five healthy individuals to get by for a time." "Sir," Carter said, glancing worriedly at Methos as she discreetly showed the colonel something she'd carried in. O'Neill frowned and held up the old slave's tunic he'd first worn. "What the hell is this?" he asked angrily, obviously referring to the bloody cuts and tears in the cloth. Methos shrugged. "A handful of street toughs tried to divest me of my goods on the way out of Delphi. I simply disabused them of the notion that I was harmless." "Right," O'Neill nodded briefly. "From now on, you don't go anywhere alone. That's an order." "An order that cannot be carried out," Methos told him bluntly. "None of you speak the language, and even Daniel doesn't speak it well enough to make himself clearly understood in the market. You don't move like proper Greeks and you don't know the cultural forms. Gossip and chatter being the only entertainment around, taking even one of you to town right now would be suicide." "So we learn," Daniel said, accepting Methos' expert judgment. "But Jack is right. It isn't safe for you to go alone." Methos shook his head and smiled. "I'm tougher than I look, Danny. And I've been at this quite a bit longer than any of you have." "That may be true," O'Neill told him. "But you're also our ace in the hole. And if we have to spend the rest of our miserable lives here, you're going to be right there, miserably spending yours alongside us." "All right," Methos offered, smiling with pleasure at the oddly comforting sentiment, and willing now to compromise. "How about this? I will teach you what I think you need to know if anything should by chance happen to me. And in addition, I promise to take no risks that I have never undertaken before. Anything else, I know how to survive or endure." "Fair enough," O'Neill nodded. "Now get some rest," he gestured toward the sleeping bags rolled up in the corner. "Tomorrow you can help me start on a bedroom for Carter."
Chapter 9The sound of hammering woke Methos early the next morning and he sighed, rubbing his eyes as he sat up. He didn't know whether to curse or praise a military that believed hammers, nails, pliers, saws, spades and axes should be considered part of the basic survival package. Still, he thought, having awakened warm and dry for the first time in nearly a fortnight, who was he to complain? He got out of bed and rolled up the sleeping bag, disdaining the himation and chiton someone had hung by the fire to dry and went to find his boots and socks. They were neatly stacked with the rest of the team's gear and he gratefully put them on before going outside. "Morning!" Jack called as he banged away at a wooden frame that looked to be more scavenged planking. "Just making some shelving for all our stuff," he explained at Methos' quizzical expression. The Immortal merely nodded. "You know, we're leaving in a few months." "So what?" O'Neill said, putting aside his tools as he stood up. "We're not gonna freeze our asses off living in a tent just because we're not sticking around that long. Why should we? Besides, what else is there to do around here?" That was true, Methos nodded. And why not? Everyone ought to have a hobby. "Where is everybody?" he asked curiously, looking around the empty camp. "Carter and Daniel took the cart down to the stream to get more clay for the major's flooring. And Teal'c's decided to try his hand at wood working. He's out looking for trees that speak to him -- although I've never liked a chatty dining room table. Too annoying, don't you think?" "Only if we haven't been properly introduced," Methos responded drolly. "Come on," O'Neill grinned, leading him over to the side of the little house where a new foundation was being laid for an extension. O'Neill reached behind a pile of timber and pulled out a small thermos. "Saved this for you," he said, tossing the item to Methos. "It's the last of the coffee." "Thanks," he smiled gratefully, taking a seat on the logs before pouring out the contents into the lid cup. "I'm definitely going to miss this," he sighed, taking a sip. Even freeze dried the stuff tasted heavenly. "We'll get back," O'Neill said with certainty. Methos only nodded. He too was hopeful, and yet remained pragmatic about the situation -- already planning ahead to where he might have to take them if they didn't. Certainly out of the way of any invading armies. Though that might be difficult in this day and age. "So, you want to give me your report?" O'Neill asked quietly. "Nothing much to tell," he shrugged. "I walked to Delphi, spent your pocket change and came back here. Other than that rabble in town I didn't have any trouble." "No one in the area knows we're here?" Methos shook his head. "I passed through several villages on the way back. The nearest one to the south is a day and a half from here. And given the amount of rain we've had the north is probably flooding. Like I said, there's not a lot of movement during the winter months, but come spring someone might show up. I saw signs of Dionysians in the woods further down the slopes. The women probably use the ruins for their ceremonies. We should definitely leave before the Great Festival." "What? And miss all the fun?" O'Neill grinned. "It's not fun," Methos told him curtly. "If they're using the ruins they're probably also using the hills for the wilding. I've never actually seen the ceremony. That was forbidden. But I have seen the results. They drink a lot of wine mixed with hallucinogens to bring on visions and race through the woods in praise of Dionysos. If they find a male, any male," he stressed, "even a small child, they'll tear him to pieces. Bare hands, bare teeth. And it's all legal." "You've gotta be kidding?" O'Neill whispered, appalled. "Not even a little," he answered in deadly earnest. "It's a wild cult that came out of India a few centuries back and took hold among the women. Remember, Greek females are suppressed by their men, not just oppressed. As you can imagine," he added wryly. "Dionysos, even if he is the god of wine, isn't much favored by the male population. But they seem to feel that letting the girls engage in a little ritual madness once a year is a small price to pay for quiet in the house all the rest." "Okay," O'Neill nodded thoughtfully. "I'll put out a memo. No partying with the local women." "Don't worry," Methos grinned. "We should be well away from here by the time the grapes are harvested and the new wine is ready for the festival." "Sounds good to me. Now that's settled," he smiled. "You wanna give me a hand here?" Methos glanced in dismay at the building materials. Construction was not a trade he'd ever really been interested in, and he'd done it only when absolutely necessary. "Actually," he offered brightly. "I thought I'd go check your snares and reset them. Those birds last night were marvelous." "Gee, thanks!" O'Neill grinned. "But I didn't use any snares." Methos gave him a confused look. "Then how...?" The colonel shrugged and whipped out his zat gun, firing once at the nearest tree. A dozen or so birds dropped to the ground as Methos sat staring in amazement. O'Neill put the weapon away and moved to start working. "You wanna get lunch, Pierson?" he gestured grandly at the decimation. Methos rolled his eyes and sighed. "You have a fast food mind," he muttered disgustedly, putting away the empty thermos. "Teach you to try and wriggle out of duty, Captain Pierson. Oh, and by the way," O'Neill smirked as he walked away. "He who cooks also cleans. You police the cabin today. And don't forget the latrine," he ordered cheerfully. "I know Teal'c will be grateful." With a wry grimace Methos saluted. "Thank you, sir!" he called to O'Neill's retreating figure. "Glad to be back, sir! I'll fetch a good price at market, sir! I hear they're having a sale on minions!" "Not a chance, Pierson!" he shot back. "The Great Satan likes you right where you are. Under his thumb and happy about it!" "On a cold day in hell," Methos muttered as O'Neill rounded the corner. "Bloody ungrateful bastard!" he sighed, glancing at the fallen covey. Still, he'd known what he was getting into when he'd signed those papers back at the SGC. If everyone else was working, he'd be expected to as well. He got to his feet and took off his jacket to put the birds in. Ah, hell, maybe it wasn't so bad. He who cooked might also have to clean -- but then he usually got to eat the most heartily.
Chapter 10Daniel shook his head slowly. "You can't be serious, Adam?" "We need money," Methos insisted. "And lots of it. For the passage to Egypt. For bribing officials to look the other way when we get there. For food and clothing. Not to mention life's other little necessities -- like transportation and housing costs. It's the only way!" "No," Daniel said, refusing to listen as he got up from his grinding to add more flour to his bread mix. It was his turn to cook today and Methos had taken the opportunity to come by and pitch his idea. "It's bad enough we had to take stones from the ruins to build the foundation for this place. I won't be a party to it!" "A party to what?" O'Neill asked as he came in, taking off his rain poncho and muddy boots before going to the hearth for a cup of wild mint tea. "Adam wants to rob the tholoi we found last week." "The what?" O'Neill asked, taking a seat at the table. Teal'c had done a fine job, Methos thought absently. He'd leveled the wood to perfection and polished it with some of the bees wax Methos had bought for sealing jars and making candles. It would be a shame to leave it all behind, the Immortal thought, but leave they must. After three weeks up here everyone seemed to be settling in and he considered it his job to remind them why they could not. "The tombs Sam and I came across when we were out foraging," Daniel explained. "I knew that," O'Neill said hurriedly. "Those mounds you raved about, right?" Daniel nodded and O'Neill gave Methos a curious glance. "So, what's in them, other than the dear departed, that's got you're interest piqued?" "Gold," Methos told him, crossing his arms as he leaned back in his chair. "Enough to get us to Egypt and then some." O'Neill nodded. "He's got a point, Daniel." Jackson put down the bowl he was using to for bread making and turned to stare. "Those tombs are valuable historical evidence from an important period in Greek history. We can't just strip them because we need the money!" Methos gave a wry twist of his lips. "So speaks a man who robs tombs professionally." "That's different and you know it!" Daniel shouted, incensed by the accusation. "Is it?" Methos asked coolly. "You do it for the sake of the historical record. For knowledge," he added mockingly. "But those people didn't want to be known. They didn't care whether or not you understood them. They wanted to be left in peace on their journey to the underworld, whether you accept their religious practices as valid or not. And the last fate any of them would have chosen was to have their bones and their grave goods on display for hordes of curious gawkers. They would have wept with shame to be so disrespected. There was a reason for cursing anyone who entered a tomb." "But you want to," Daniel stated quietly. "They're dead, Danny. They don't need that gold and we do." "We can find another way," he insisted, looking to Jack for support. The colonel sat quietly for a long moment, staring into his cup. "If those were my loved ones out there," he said softly. "I'd be really pissed off if anyone, for any reason, dug up their graves. But," he added with a quiet sigh. "You both have a point. Knowledge versus necessity. Daniel," he said with finality. "You have a week to come up with an alternative. Then we start digging." *** Methos hoisted the deer he'd bagged over his shoulders and started heading back to camp. Now that the cabin was finished to everyone's satisfaction there was more time for him to enjoy the simple pursuits he'd once considered a normal part of life. Not that he'd ever made an effort to go hunting when professionals and butchers were available to do the job for him -- and he was just as content to buy his meat at the supermarket. But there was a certain amount of gratification involved when he brought something big into camp. And, shallow, egotistical man that he was, Methos admitted ruefully, he quite liked the applause. A while later he entered the clearing, surprised to find the place nearly empty. With the exception of O'Neill, who sat under what had become the all purpose work tent -- and he seemed to be occupied with something other than building this morning -- no one else was in evidence. Teal'c, having gotten the carpentry bug was probably out chatting up the trees again. Carter was likely working on some project or other. And if he knew Danny, which he did, the boy was probably down by the tombs trying to document as much as he could before O'Neill gave the okay and let Methos rip into them. The Immortal hid a smile at the thought. Poor Daniel had not been able to come up with a single alternative that wasn't either too time consuming or too dangerous. Methos was still silently laughing over the preposterous notion of the entire team traveling through the countryside as itinerant soothsayers and dealers in healthful potions. They'd all be dead inside a week! Such things might seem possible to the modern mind, but the ancient way of thinking was far too different. In this part of the world, strangers were not only unwelcome, but those with magical abilities were feared and hated. The first child that took sick, or mare that died in foaling would be blamed on them -- even if they hadn't been anywhere near the injured parties. The very rain that fell in the same amount and at the same time each year would be considered a curse of the gods and fingers would be pointed at the newcomers. It wouldn't matter if they gave good advice on when to plant and what to plant in overtaxed fields. If your ancestors planted beans on the third moon of the second month after the first crow cawed as you were getting out of bed then you did the same. And anyone who said different was a renegade and an agitator who ought to be dead. No, Methos knew, there was no other way than the one he had suggested. Which meant Daniel was sulking and being a general pain in the ass whenever he was around, but so be it. It was time the boy looked past the articles of history and saw the people behind them. Warts and all. The pot might be beautiful, but the slave who was forced to make it and beaten if it broke was at the heart of its history. The living, breathing artist who painted it more important than the sum total of his work. For all that Daniel loved history, he did not yet know how to love the people who had lived that history. They were as strange and unaccountable to him in their thoughts and ideas as the members of SG-1 would be to them. "Hey!" Methos greeted O'Neill as he came over, dropping the deer on the ground. "Hey yourself, great white hunter," O'Neill grinned. Methos shrugged, reaching for his canteen. "Just thought we could use a change from fish and poultry," he said with studied nonchalance before drinking. O'Neill nodded thoughtfully. "Did you check the duty roster this morning?" he asked, equally casual. "Yeah, I did," Methos said, not bothering to hide his annoyance. "I'll go to the stream a little later. Although I don't see why we need more clay. Carter has her separate bedroom -- as per regulations -- what do we need more for?" "Because we need a kiln." "For what?" Methos asked, truly curious. "Carter wants to run some experiments to separate something from something else in order to do whatever it is she's doing, and I," he smiled. "Am going to use this." He held up a rather crude potter's wheel. "Teal'c made it for me," he grinned. Methos cocked his head. "Well, it's nice that you have a hobby," he answered tartly. "Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to get a bowl -- so I can properly dress the deer we are all going to eat." That was it, he thought disgustedly, stalking towards the house. Tomorrow, when it was his turn to cook, he was definitely going to make a deer blood stew -- with heart, liver, tongue and kidneys. Maybe even throw in a few lengths of innards just to watch the children squirm as it wriggled and slid across their plates. He opened the door to find the major up to her elbows in bowls -- every last one of them from the look of it -- spread over the table and every available surface. She wasn't cooking -- O'Neill had that duty today -- and she was never very happy when she got it. Then again, neither was anyone else. So then, what was she up to? Methos went over to the table and glanced down. "Rocks?" he asked, angrily wondering when they would learn that this wasn't summer vacation. "You're collecting rocks?" he repeated. She glanced up looking perfectly innocent and content as she sorted another stone into the correctly classified bowl. "Actually, I'm looking for iodine crystals in the rock formations." "Were you planning to dye something?" he asked, surprised by her response. She smiled and shook her head, running her scanner over another rock looking for the substance she sought. "Colonel O'Neill put me in charge of the medical kit," she explained. "We're also going to run out of water purification tablets eventually and iodine is a naturally occurring antibacterial. Two drops in a gallon of water will purify it completely. And, given the number of cuts, scraps, burns and blisters everyone's been getting I thought it might be prudent to plan ahead. Which reminds me. I need alcohol for the kit and to process the crystal once I've smelted it out of the rock. How much of our grain can I have?" Methos stared at her dumbly for a long moment. "As much as you like," he finally murmured. Now it was her turn to look surprised. Methos had been placed in charge of the food supply and as they'd all learned in the past few weeks he was notoriously tightfisted with it. Foraging to supplement their stores had become a way of life for almost everybody whenever they were out in the field. "I don't need much," she told him carefully, obviously unsure of his reaction. "Maybe a couple of sacks." "Did I ever tell you I was a doctor in a former incarnation?" he suddenly asked, picking up a large bowl and sitting down in the chair on which it had been placed as he held it in his lap. "Several times, in fact." "Colonel O'Neill mentioned it," she nodded dubiously. "One of the reasons I started this project was because I considered the possibility that one of us might be injured severely enough to require surgery at some point. I think we'd all like it better if you had sterile equipment to work with. I know I would." Methos smiled wryly, absently running his fingers over the rocks. He would never have thought to make iodine or alcohol, he realized. Wine and vinegar both purified water and he'd already purchased some of each, which they used exclusively for cooking now. But later... He would have had them carry about several jars of the stuff wherever they went. Methos gave a tiny shake of his head. Leave it to the modern mind to micro-miniaturize even that! Why carry gallons, when a few ounces will do? Leaving more room to carry other equally valuable supplies. And he knew how to make several good salves, but none with the potency a proper surgery required. Why they could even make aspirin and refined penicillin if they wanted! "It's a brilliant idea, Major Carter," he told her honestly. "I'd no clue you were a chemist as well." "Sort of comes with the science geek territory," she shrugged, giving him a self-deprecating smile. "And if there's anything you can think of that we might need, I'd be happy to give it a try." "I'll make a list," he said, glancing down at the bowl as he moved to put it aside. "What's this?" he asked curiously as something familiar caught his eye. Samantha leaned forward to look as he held the stone up. "Carnelian probably. That sample came from an area where it's common in the rock." "Carnelian," he repeated, utterly stunned. "What else is in these?" he waved a hand across the table. "Besides that?" Carter shrugged. "Mostly quartz, a little hematite and tigers eye, maybe some amethyst. Why?" "Those are all semi-precious stones," Methos told her, but her expression remained only vaguely curious. With a wide grin he leaned forward impulsively and kissed her on the nose, laughing softly as she fell back, completely startled. "Forgive me, Major, but I think you just found our ticket to Egypt!"
Chapter 11Methos sat by the hearth hand tooling a long strip of deerskin into a sword belt. It was delicate, painstaking work, but after two months in this place he finally had the time. He listened to the rain pattering on the ground outside and wondered how Teal'c and Daniel were getting on. They'd gone out early to check the rabbit snares he'd put out and had yet to return, while Jack was happy in his little potter's shed making more ceramic beakers, test tubes and other items for Carter's work. He glanced up as Samantha accidentally dropped the tool she'd been working with trying chip out another good sized stone. That too was painstaking work and everyone took a turn at it, because they didn't dare try to smelt it out of the rock. Their control over the kiln's temperature wasn't that good and they'd already ruined several precious batches of stones. "Damn it!" she hissed as she bent to pick up the implement, angrily pushing back the hair that now constantly fell in her eyes. Except for Teal'c they were all looking a bit shaggy these days. Methos was about to offer her one of the many ribbons he'd bought for her use -- things which she'd glanced at and then ignored -- when she turned to him and started to speak. Methos held up a hand and shook his head. "In Greek, please," he told her quietly. As promised, Methos had been working with the team on language skills and custom. Daniel, of course, was almost completely fluent in Greek and in contemporary Ancient Egyptian, rather than the hybrid dialects of Abydos and the Goa'uld. Teal'c was also doing well, though Methos didn't think he'd have to do much talking on the journey. All he'd need to do was stand there looking dangerous and most people would give him anything -- until of course they got to Egypt, where he'd just naturally blend in. O'Neill and Carter on the other hand were problem students, and he'd already given up on ever getting them past the basics in Egyptian. As for their education in Greek -- which he considered an absolute necessity --- neither was very musically inclined and Ancient Greek was an inflected language where the pitch, lilt and tone of the spoken word often determined its meaning. To improve their skills Methos had decreed that they speak only Greek when they were alone with him. Jack chafed, but went along with it. Carter simply forgot -- constantly. Samantha frowned, but nodded, asking her question with the most atrocious pronunciation he'd heard from her yet, completely changing the meaning. Feigning affront, Methos glanced at his crotch then looked her in the eye. "No," he told her indignantly. "You may not borrow my fat man!" Appalled, Carter covered her mouth, blushing fiercely until she started to laugh. Which of course set Methos to laughing. "I'm sorry," she finally choked, gesturing at the table. "It's just that I'm so frustrated!" Another horrified expression of embarrassment crossed her face as his eyes went wide and Samantha realized she'd done it again -- and in her own native tongue! Eventually, they both stopped laughing. Methos put aside his work and stood up, stretching the kinks out of his muscles. "Enough," he told her gently. "I'm giving you the afternoon off. I think we both need it at this point." She nodded gratefully and sighed, again brushing back the annoying locks of hair. "Would you like me to do something about that?" Methos asked kindly, finally taking pity on her plight. "Don't tell me," Samantha smiled tiredly. "You also do hair and nails." "After a fashion," he agreed. "Come on, instead of language what do you say to working on cultural assimilation for a change of pace?" She glanced guiltily down at the stones. "They'll keep," Methos insisted. "And besides," he added, trying to alleviate any embarrassment she might be feeling. "I was planning this for everyone later in the week. Maybe it'll be easier to remember to speak the language if you look like one of the people," he suggested. "Well, I obviously need a break," she finally nodded. "Okay, you're on. What do I do?" Methos grabbed a chair and set it by the hearth. "All you need to do is sit," he told her, going to the corner as she moved. He opened one of the smaller chests and pulled out a box of toiletries containing all the things a woman of some status would require daily. Then, going back to the hearth he laid out the items he needed, putting the rest aside. "What are those for?" Samantha asked as Methos rested a pair of hollow, tube shaped clay implements with bone handles near the fire. He told her and from the expression on her face, for a moment he thought he'd get slapped. "You had curling irons?! And you didn't bother to tell me?!" she accused, voicing her ire. Methos smiled impishly. "You never asked." "What else have you got in there?" she said, reaching for the box. Methos grinned. There was a woman under that uniform after all, he thought with relief. "Perfumed oils, scented wax, combs, ribbons, cosmetics and a few pieces of jewelry." "Cosmetics?" she repeated hopefully. "Not Revlon, I'm afraid. Or whatever it is girls wear nowadays. But it gets the job done." Carter opened the box and looked at the confusing array of tiny jars and unmixed powders. "Looks complicated," she said a little wistfully. "Takes a bit of practice," he agreed. "But you'll get the hang of it eventually." She gave him a long considering stare then handed over the box. "Okay, Pierson, let's see what you've got. Make me pretty." Methos accepted the challenge with a grace born of centuries. "Too late for that I'm afraid. Your parents got there long before me." *** It was with some trepidation a few hours later that Colonel O'Neill approached the house. The windows, covered in thickly waxed linen, glowed brightly in the late afternoon shadows which harbored more rain for the night. But that was typical. Wet in the morning, again around lunch and sometimes in the evening the skies would open and the deluge would start all over again. What was not typical was the sound of music and laughter coming from inside. By this time of day everyone was usually too tired to do more than practice their language skills or listen to Pierson's lectures on proper Greek etiquette. Which was never too onerous since he generally interspersed these talks with amusing anecdotes and stories of his own social gaffs and faux pas. So, he was more than a little surprised when he opened the door to find everyone dressed in blankets. The beds Teal'c had made had been moved and set into a half circle at the side of the room -- and in the center Methos and Daniel were line dancing to the sound of the Jaffa's flute. Nearby, Carter lay on one of the beds, a wine cup in her hand, looking spectacular. Hair curled up in an attractive do and set with decorative combs and ribbons, she giggled as Daniel tripped over his feet when Teal'c suddenly broke off his tune. "You guys decided to have a blow out and you didn't invite me?!" O'Neill complained, pretending to be hurt, but in truth secretly pleased to see his team relaxed and happy for the first time in months. "Uh, sorry, Jack," Daniel apologized, faintly embarrassed as Carter stood, nervously putting aside her cup. "We kind of got lost in the moment." "Apparently." They stared guiltily at him, except for Methos, who showed not the least bit of remorse. O'Neill frowned, looking them over one by one. "Well, don't I get a bed sheet?" he finally asked feigning annoyance. "Right this way, Colonel Satan, sir!" Methos grinned as he bowed O'Neill toward Carter's bedroom. The colonel gave Samantha a surprised glance. Her room was strictly off limits unless the door was open and the man inside had her express permission to be there. "It's okay, sir," she told him, blushing faintly. "Getting these on..." She absently touched one of the many folds and draperies of her chiton. "Well, it gets a little...personal." O'Neill paused as he digested her words. "You mean you're not..." He couldn't even bring himself to say it as he stared at their faces. "None of you?!" Methos chuckled as the others stood there looking clearly uncomfortable. "You want to be authentic, don't you?" O'Neill grimaced. "I was kinda hoping that was all just a nasty rumor." "Afraid not," Methos shook his head. "And with all due respect, Colonel, underwear is highly overrated. But not to worry," he grinned widely. "You're fat man is safe in my hands." Carter unaccountably burst out laughing, while O'Neill turned red and stalked into the bedroom. "You leave him out of this, Pierson!" The door slammed behind him and Methos sighed. He was definitely going to have to add alum to their list of supplies. His chances of getting O'Neill into a public bathhouse, he suddenly realized, had just taken a nose dive.
Chapter 12The morning was bright with sunshine and birdsong. A perfect spring day, Methos thought, inhaling deeply. He didn't know what lay ahead and at the moment he didn't really care. Now, that was not entirely true, Methos suddenly realized with a touch of chagrin. He did care. About these people, about the future, and about his own place in this crazy, screwed up universe. Okay, so he cared, Methos admitted silently. But not, he grinned, enough to spoil his pleasure at the first truly beautiful morning since they'd been here. There would be no rain today, he was certain of it. Behind him, the door opened quietly and he heard O'Neill's soft greeting. The others were probably still sleeping, today being everyone's day off. A special allowance the colonel had made as long as they all shared in the housekeeping chores. Methos returned his greeting with a nod. "We should leave in a few days, a week at most," he said quietly. "We?" O'Neill asked curiously. "Yes," Methos nodded. "You and I. We. Go to Delphi. Buy horses. Drink beer. Wine. And get arrested for loitering." "You had me up until the horses," O'Neill sighed, sitting down on one of benches Teal'c had placed to either side of the door. "But," he finally nodded. "I'd definitely like to recon the area. So, what's the plan?" "Same as before," Methos shrugged. "We walk. We shop. We come back here. Only this time it's safe enough for you to go with me." "How's that?" O'Neill asked. Methos opened his arms wide as if to encompass the world. "It's spring!" he exclaimed enthusiastically. "I take it that's a big deal around here," O'Neill responded, unimpressed. "Only if you're alive," Methos rolled his eyes and sat down beside him. "Listen, in a few days the roads will be dry. The mares have already started foaling and the yearlings will be coming to market." O'Neill gave him an odd stare. "I'm a little fuzzy on the whole Son of Flicka thing, but keep going." Methos sighed and did his best to try and convey the true meaning of spring to a child of the modern era. "Don't you get it, O'Neill? Farmers who need seed and tools will travel to the markets to sell the extra cloth and flax their women have woven during the winter. Knowing this, spice merchants, potters, arms makers, dye makers, perfumers and jewelers from everywhere will come to the cities. It's the one time of year when strangers are not only welcome, but expected. In the villages, on the roads, it doesn't matter. And most important of all, you can look at anything and everything and no one will question why." "Good cover," O'Neill nodded slowly. "I like it. But why don't we all just leave now?" "Because it's also the time of year that most slaves are bought and sold. And when the wealthy come to shop -- or take what they want if they can't make a price. They're bored from being cooped up too long. Thinking of getting that new slave that will entertain them for the rest of the year before discarding him or her to the fields or the kitchens. They make the laws, so they can do what they like and they know it. The others aren't safe yet, and they won't be until we get back with the rest of our disguise." "The horses?" O'Neill asked, surprised. "Them too," Methos nodded. "But I was thinking more along the line of oxen..." *** "So what do you think?" Methos asked as they reached the hills overlooking Delphi. For three days they had walked, talking little as O'Neill contemplated the land and its people. To say he wasn't impressed would have been an overstatement. He was, in fact, quite clearly disappointed. Now, looking down on the untidy sprawl of fieldstone houses and wooden huts with thatched roofs that was Delphi, O'Neill had to shake his head in amazement. "I thought this was supposed to be the cradle of Western Civilization," he commented. "Give them another three centuries and they'll be well on their way," Methos responded lightly. "Right now, they're about a half step up from subsistence farming. No written language to speak of and no concept of modern economics." "I thought Daniel said they had a pretty high level of sophistication just a few hundred years ago?" he asked as they started down. "Those were the Myceneans. You know, the guys who fought at Troy," Methos explained. "They lost control of the country when the big earthquake hit about three hundred years ago. God, that was a nasty piece of business," he shook his head, remembering. "Not a stone left standing for hundreds of miles in every direction of the epicenter. People just sat on what was left of their homes until they keeled over and died. Starvation and disease took thousands more and the aristocracy could do nothing for them. They were just as bad off as the rest. Took another century before it was all gone and the Dorians had everything, but what you see here is the end result of that collapse. A tribal, agrarian society just beginning to feel settled enough to start exploring the world around them. In a quarter century or so they'll actually start trading with their neighbors." O'Neill nodded. "Looks pretty much like every other piss poor, pathetic little dirt ball we've been to," he murmured as they reached the road and joined the steady stream of travelers moving toward the town. "All they need is a gate and a few snakeheads coming by every so often." "True," Methos agreed quietly. "But this is your world and these are your ancestors. Not some strangers who might be descended from a handful of kidnap victims left on another planet. These people will eventually have living, breathing children. Some of whom might watch the same television shows, listen to the same music and dream about owning the same kind of car you do." "You really know how to take the fun out of it, don't you?" O'Neill commented. Methos smiled kindly. "I tell you this, because there is no gate to run back to when things go wrong. No back up, no SGC, no escape -- at least for the moment. You will see things here. Things that are so unconscionably cruel that you won't be able to fathom how you could ever have been born of such stock. Even if none of your antecedents spring from this place, somewhere in your past there is one just like it." "If you're trying to tell me not to be Daniel, running around trying to save the universe then you're preaching to the choir, Pierson." "That's another thing," Methos pointed out. "It's time you started calling me by my proper name." "Piersoneaus?" Methos hid a smile. "Come, Yanos, son of Neleus, there's something I want to show you." O'Neill grimaced at the name Methos had given him before they'd left. The same way he'd named the others. Samantas, Danaeus and Teulokos. He hated it, but he'd thought Cornelios was worse, so he'd finally accepted it. A little while later they'd reached the town's outskirts, entering with the rest of the morning rush. There was no gate, no outer wall, and no means of defense except the swords and daggers everyone seemed to carry. The streets were narrow and cramped. Only wide enough for a tall man to stretch out his arms and touch the walls on either side. The place was noisy, claustrophobic and oddly enough, both strange and familiar at the same time. O'Neill had seen dozens of villages not too unlike this one in his travels on Earth. And they all pretty much felt the same. Though he'd never had that same feeling on any of the other worlds he'd been too. But then, this was his sun and his world, and somehow, his mind and body knew it. "Something smells good," O'Neill murmured as they passed a shop with an open front. Methos paused in his step. "This town is big enough to have a real bakery," he explained. "I see the proprietor has just put out some fresh baked loaves. Hungry?" "Oh, yeah," he nodded. "For fresh bread and not that flat, pasty stuff you and Daniel make? Anytime." "Good," Methos grinned. "Let's see if he'll take a nickel for a couple of his finest." There was a little haggling, but the man seemed very taken with the unusual coinage, smiling when he bit it and throwing in an extra loaf because he was certain he'd just robbed the two strangers. Methos led him over to an alley around the side of the building, hunkering down against the wall out of the flow of traffic to sit and eat. O'Neill shrugged and joined him. With the first bite Jack simply closed his eyes and savored. Warm, fresh, soft delicious bread. A little more grainy than wheat bread and made with honey instead of sugar, but it was still wonderful to the taste. "This is great!" O'Neill exclaimed after another two bites. "Glad you like it," Methos nodded. "Want to see how it's made?" O'Neill gave him a quizzical look. "Sure," he finally said as Methos stood and led the way to the back of the house. "I can give my compliments to the baker." The rear entry to the courtyard stood open and Methos looked inside then stepped back, twitching his head at the doorway. "You're in luck, Yanos. The baker is in." O'Neill moved around him, standing stock still as he laid eyes on the baker. No big shouldered, round bellied, happy stereotype in a white apron covered in flour dust stood to meet him. But a pair of thin, wretched looking women bound in thick, heavy leather collars that covered their necks up to their mouths knelt on a hard stone floor kneading and pounding. "They will never taste the bread they bake," Methos' voice was a dark whisper from behind. "Never do more than crawl from their corner to the wash basin, so that they cannot even lick the flour from their hands. They get the dry crusts that no one wants to use even for feeding geese and hens. And when they cannot lift their arms to knead they'll be sent into the streets to sell the bread and never dare to try and eat it for fear of being sent to the mines." O'Neill looked pale and disgusted as he stepped back out, tossing the rest of his bread aside. "Point taken -- Methos." The Immortal sighed as he watched O'Neill walk away. He shrugged and picked up the bread, not bothering to dust it off as he quickly ducked back into the kitchen. Over in the far corner a pile of straw served as bedding for the slaves. Too weary to do more than glance at him, the women hardly looked up from their work until he tucked both his loaf and O'Neill's half eaten one as well as the extra loaf they'd been given under the straw. Then their eyes went wide with fear and consternation. No doubt, Methos thought, they were afraid the master might think it stolen. "Good bread, little one," he gently pinched the cheek of a girl who couldn't have been more than twelve. "Wait until they're all in bed," he warned. "Then fill your bellies." She couldn't even nod in her collar, so she blinked her eyes to show she understood. Shocked by his own actions Methos left hurriedly, wondering what in the world had come over him. He should never have given them hope like that. Never have given them food which might prolong their lives and their suffering by another minute. It was an act of kindness completely inconsistent with the times. And he knew better! Especially after his lecture to O'Neill. Yet, without thinking, he'd done it. "Just couldn't resist, could you?" Jack accused as he rejoined the colonel. Methos only shrugged, hiding his own internal quandary. It had been a cruel thing to do to the man, but... "You had to understand," he explained gently. "Not that," O'Neill shook his head. "The bread -- you phony!"
Chapter 13Their first order of business that day was to sell the dozen or so gem stones they'd brought with them. They wandered around the market -- an open air field not far from the Oracle where one day a permanent agora would be built. One with marble colonnades, shade trees, benches, fountains and statues to entice the eye and give succor to weary travelers and citizens. The current collection of tents, stalls, wagons and carts that constituted the market wasn't much more than a noisy, confusing jumble at present, but Methos moved through it with practiced ease, pausing now and again as something caught Jack's eye. There were several jewelers already in residence, he explained to O'Neill after their first walk through. But only two dealt in stones of any worth. The rest carried silver, gold and bronze trinkets for the more affluent. And only one of the two regularly showed his wares to kings. He led O'Neill back into the controlled chaos and over to the largest tent in the market. There was no stall out front, or slave to hawk the master's goods. Those desiring to buy or sell would find him, without the need for advertising. Methos approached the entrance, glancing inside to make sure the jeweler wasn't with another customer then politely scratched at the tent post when he saw the man alone. The jeweler, not much past his prime by Methos standards, lifted a hand to usher them in. "I am Methos, son of Tok'ra, who offers greetings," he said, taking a seat on the mat opposite the man. "My companion is Yanos, son of Neleus." The jeweler nodded deeply. "I am Mendanes of Achiaea, who offers welcome to all his customers." "May the gods smile favorably upon him then," Methos smiled. At least this man wasn't put off by the fact that they were obviously foreign. While O'Neill had tanned over the past few days, enough to bring him a little closer in shading to the population, Methos hadn't and never would. A sunburn was damage to the skin and as quickly as he burned he healed with disgusting regularity. "But we come to sell, not buy, good Mendanes." The jeweler smiled thoughtfully and clapped his hands. Out the shadows in the corner a slave arose and Methos waited patiently as the boy brought wine already mixed with water and a bowl of figs then returned to his corner. He took a sip and judged Mendanes honest, there being more parts water to wine. An old trick, he knew, to give the customer strong drink before making the price. With a surreptitious glance he checked on O'Neill, who was surprisingly placid, following Methos' instructions to the letter. "Do as I do and say nothing." With a slight nod of approval Methos reached into the front of his chiton and pulled out a small leather bag, removing the strap from around his neck to lay it open on the mat before him. Mendanes' quickly stifled gasp was a good sign that he was impressed, not only by the size of the stones, but by their gloss. He picked up a piece of tigers eye and held it to the light. Methos said nothing as one by one he examined the others. Uncut and polished to perfection using modern techniques, they were all exceptional pieces. Finally, Mendanes put down the last stone and gave a desultory nod. "These are fairly common stones," he said, beginning the time honored dance of the bargain. "If you aren't interested," Methos said, moving as if to sweep them back into their bag. "Wait!" the man exclaimed, laying a warm hand on Methos' arm. "Don't be so hasty, young friend. I might be able to find a use for them." So, now they were friends? Methos thought, amused. Mendanes was obviously eager to buy, but not to be taken to the cleaners. Even if, as Methos well knew, these common stones were the best representatives of their kind the man was ever likely to see. "I am in no hurry," Methos told him, sitting back. He took another sip of wine and nibbled a fig as Mendanes took another moment to examine the stones again. "Perhaps I was mistaken and they are not so common after all," Mendanes finally said when Methos made no move rush him. Here was obviously a customer who knew the worth of his wares. "Not common at all," Methos agreed, taking the hint. If the stones had a unique history, one which would please the ear, titillate the mind and increase the stones value in the eye of the beholder Mendanes would certainly feel better about shelling out a small fortune for them. He'd make at least twice that from the uneducated, but hideously rich aristocracy, who were always trying to keep up with their wealthy friends and neighbors. "The stones you see before you," Methos said, making up the tale as he went. "Come from the land of Khemet, brought there by the Pharaoh Imhotep from fabled Nubia and washed in the desert sands for twenty years by a thousand slaves until they shone as bright as the stars in the heavens." "They do have a nice polish," Mendanes allowed. "A nice polish?!" Methos feigned shock. "Each of these stones was worn for a year in the warm bosom of the pharaoh's beloved daughter, Nefreti. She who killed herself after the death of her lover, Ahknaten -- executed by her father for daring to offer the princess a lotus blossom in the garden! A nice polish indeed!" Mendanes' eyes widened as he drew an awestruck breath. An hour later, after some cursory haggling and the expected sharing of wine and gossip, Methos and Jack left the jeweler's tent. The little sack around his neck was heavy with gold and silver, but Methos was extraordinarily pleased. "In the warm bosom of the pharaoh's daughter?" O'Neill finally asked when they were far enough away. Methos shrugged. "What did you want me to say? That they were blasted out of a rock formation by a Goa'uld staff weapon, polished in a gravel filled tumbler by an archaeologist and given luster in a weak solution of bicarbonate acid by Major Carter?" "Doesn't quite have the same ring to it, does it?" O'Neill agreed. "Not quite," Methos nodded. "Yeah, but is it enough to get us to Egypt?" Methos felt the weight against his chest and smiled. "More than enough to give us a damn good start." *** "Where to next?" O'Neill asked as they headed down a side street. "Flesh market's on the other side of town," Methos said, licking his sticky fingers. For lunch, they'd found a stall where an early version of the shish-kabob was sold, using goat instead of lamb. Then they'd stopped at a kiosk where an old woman made dough balls, deep fried in oil and drizzled with warm honey. "Flesh?" O'Neill repeated. "Meat of every kind," Methos explained. "Two legged and four. They keep it out of town because of the stench." "Thanks for the warning," O'Neill grimaced as they headed in that direction. Even this far away the scent of animals was redolent in the warm, heavy air. "Oh, the slave sales are over for the day," Methos told him lightly. "Those are held in the morning when their bodies are clean and fresh. Wouldn't do to have the merchandise looking wilted and smelling of the pens. Might lower the price." "Sweet," O'Neill muttered. "Let's just get this over with." Methos didn't bother to respond. He was sorry to have to be so blunt. To rip away all the illusions of the bright white history books O'Neill had grown up with. But there was no other way. No matter what O'Neill thought of himself and his capabilities as a tough as nails covert operative, the man had still been gently raised. If he was going to survive in this world and help his people to survive along with him, then he had to understand the simple facts of everyday life. The pens, a mere quarter mile away as they reached the edge of town, were quiet at the moment, and Methos did nothing to draw O'Neill's attention to them. In the heat of the day this part of the market was never busy. And given a choice, had Methos been alone, he'd certainly have waited and gone the next morning. But he wasn't, and not trusting O'Neill's gut reaction to the sight of a slave auction, he'd decided not to put it off. They moved across the wide field where temporary paddocks had been set up. Just some wooden posts and rope to keep the animals from wandering off. There were goats, sheep, chickens, geese and ducks for sale near the front, but the larger animals were all towards the back. Donkeys, mules and cows came next then the paddocks spread out further apart and Methos nodded to himself as he saw a fine pair of oxen being watered and fed. The man in charge of them was obviously an overseer for one of the larger estates. Only the very wealthy could afford to keep these animals given the amounts they ate. But the wealthy rarely sold such riches, using the beasts both in the fields and to draw their wagons, though on rare occasions they might sacrifice one for a wedding. If they were selling then it clearly meant trouble at home. A poor crop that threatened to affect the family's social status, or an illness which had spread among the other animals and reduced their income. Still, what was trouble for one was often good fortune for another. Methos didn't spend time on pleasantries with this man, who was no doubt tired from having spent the day talking to potential buyers and wouldn't have appreciated the waste of his time. The overseer named a price, which Methos refused, offering another amount far less than they were worth. They haggled for half an hour and when the man stood firm at six silver drachma for the pair, Methos knew that this was the lowest price set by the owner and accepted. He gave the overseer a quarter of the amount as earnest money to show his master, then asked the man if he wanted to make something extra. The overseer, glad to be of service now that his job was done, and always willing to help out a paying customer if it put something in his purse, accepted Methos' charge to buy them a good, sturdy ox cart and enough feed to last the journey home. He gave the man his smallest silver coin and named a fee. Not very much, but then the man would likely pocket most of the money left over from the purchase. It was expected and they both knew it. After making arrangements to meet the following day to complete the transaction, Methos paused on the way to the horses to drink some water. "That looked expensive," O'Neill commented as Methos offered him some. "Very," he agreed. "But they're just for cover. We'll sell them once we get to the coast. Should even make a bit of money off the sale." O'Neill shook his head, giving Methos back his canteen. "Are you ever going to tell me what this plan of yours is?" "And spoil the surprise?" Methos looked shocked. "I'm living just to see the expression on your face when it's revealed." The colonel gave him a wry smile. "Let's hope it's one you can live with." "The risk is half the fun," Methos grinned, moving toward the nearest corral. He liked only one of the animals he saw there and wandered further afield, hoping for better, then way off in the distance heard the panicked, angry whinnying of a terrified horse. "Come on, let's see what the ruckus is about," Methos said as frenzied shouts and at least two other horses joined in to trumpet anger and alarm. "You're not thinking of helping anyone, are you?" Jack called after him. "Methos?!" The Immortal ignored him, moving easily through the crowd which had gathered to watch. At the front, he found a waist high fence, more sturdy than the rest, and given the current behavior of the occupants Methos could guess why. An unbroken white stallion, taller than most Greek horses, though nowhere near the height of an Arabian, ran the length and breadth of the area followed by his equally wild consorts. A pair of fine mares, one a reddish brown color, the other black with white hocks. "They're perfect," he whispered as O'Neill came up beside him. "They just kicked the shit out of that guy over there," the colonel responded, discreetly pointing toward a man being carried from the field by his companions. "Don't be a wuss, Yanos." "You're calling me a wuss?!" Methos rolled his eyes and turned to look for the owner. He found him as the crowd dispersed. A tired looking man, who seemed extremely agitated as the buyer he'd thought he'd had furiously shook his head, shouted a few choice curses and left. "Hey, friend!" Methos called to one of the men still milling about. "What's the story on that lot?" He nodded at the horses and the man shrugged. "The sire was mad. Bad blood, if you ask me. But old Archimedes," he nodded toward the owner. "He figured he could make back his money if he bred the bastard to gentle dams. Instead, they bred true. Now he'll have to put them down, like he did the sire last summer after it killed a groom." "That would be a shame," Methos murmured thoughtfully as the man walked away. "Are you out of what's left of your mind?!" O'Neill demanded. "Didn't you hear? Those things are dangerous!" "Nonsense," Methos responded lightly. "They just haven't been handled right." O'Neill's face went blank. "That wasn't an invitation for discussion, Captain." Methos glared at him to no effect then finally sighed. "Colonel, who are you going to trust? Some illiterate peasant who's probably never even sat a horse? Or me?" he asked snidely. "You know, there's a reason we were called The Horsemen and not Those Four Running Guys in Scary Masks. I've never once had to put down a steed for bad behavior -- even when I specifically trained them to kill with their hooves." For a long moment O'Neill stared at him then paused to watch the horses. They'd calmed down a bit and were resting after their run. "You think you can handle them?" he finally asked. "I don't think I can. I know it! Look at them," Methos pleaded. "They've got strength and endurance and that fool Archimedes can't even see it! We can buy them for a song and sell them when we get to Egypt for ten times what he'll charge us here." "I must be losing it," O'Neill finally muttered. "All right, Methos. Permission granted. Go buy the horses." It wasn't quite that easy as they soon discovered. Archimedes, already fearful of charges being brought against him by the man who'd been injured, was loath to allow Methos into the corral. He was so young and couldn't possibly have enough experience to handle The Beast as Archimedes called the white stallion. Look what had happened to Anoos. A man twice his age who'd spent his whole life around horses. Finally, Methos made him an offer he couldn't refuse. He'd pay him for one horse, in advance, and if he couldn't sit the animal Archimedes could keep the money. The old man laughed long and hard at that. "If you can sit The Beast, boy, you can have the others for the price of the one." "That's a deal," Methos grinned as they shook forearms. He looked at Jack who simply rolled his eyes and shook his head as the Immortal handed over the money. "Do me a favor, Yanos?" he asked as he shrugged off his himation and folded it neatly. "Carry your broken body off the field of battle?" O'Neill asked sarcastically. Methos chuckled. "That too when the time comes. Right now, just hold onto these." He handed over his cloak and sword then quickly stripped off his long chiton which would only get in the way, tossing it casually over his shoulder. Then, naked but for his sandals, Methos approached the animal cautiously. Around the paddock a crowd gathered, probably eager for more blood and violence. But Methos knew better. He moved and as the stallion followed turned him into the sun, quickly darting around to wrap the tunic about its head, covering his eyes. The Beast moved nervously for a few moments until he finally settled. Then, quick as he could, Methos grabbed the horse's mane and jumped on his back, knotting his fingers deeply into the full tufts at his neck. The stallion remained quiescent for an instant then shook his head in confusion. The loosely wrapped chiton fell away and the horse suddenly went wild. Methos held on for what seemed like endless hours as the stallion bucked and twisted. His shoulders burned with the effort to keep his hands in place while his spine seemed to jar further out of alignment with every painful second. Long minutes later the horse finally understood that he couldn't throw his rider and Methos heaved a sigh of relief as the animal quieted. He leaned forward, wincing as his raw backside slid against the rough brush of the stallion's coat, wrapping stiff arms around the animal's neck while whispering soft words of encouragement into his ear. Stifling a groan of agony he slid off, then pulled the stallion's head down and gently blew in his nostrils. There were more soft words and a brief time spent patting the animal's nose, until Methos judged him calm enough to release. A roar of applause sprang up as The Beast trotted off to graze -- a beast no longer -- but Methos simply ignored it to find and put on his dusty but undamaged chiton, and hide his quickly healing posterior. The rest he would pay for later, he knew with painful certainty as he headed for the exit and Archimedes, who looked both pleased and disappointed all at once. He might be quit of three obstreperous horses, but he was also out a good sum of money. A well deserved loss, in Methos' opinion. "I'll be by to collect my horses tomorrow!" he called to the old man, who simply waved a hand in acceptance and nodded, then he grabbed Jack's arm and hurriedly led him away. "What's the rush?" O'Neill asked as they reached the town proper and Methos ducked around the corner. He caught the Immortal just as he fell, lowering him gently to the ground as he groaned in agony, every muscle in his body suddenly seizing up. "Shit! Shit!" Methos hissed as he writhed and curled, pressing his legs together as his thigh muscles cramped so tightly he thought he'd scream. "What the hell is wrong?!" O'Neill demanded. "What the hell do you think is wrong?!" Methos managed to gasp. "That hurt!" "Well, yeah," O'Neill nodded. "Especially the bare ass routine. But you're Immortal. So..." "So nothing," Methos choked. "I just pulled every muscle in my body. But they aren't damaged! Stretching them is a natural process, like heartburn. I may not get an ulcer, but it sure as hell hurts!" "Oh, brother!" O'Neill muttered, throwing down his pack as he knelt beside the Immortal. He quickly found what he wanted and pulled out a large white tablet. "Here," he said, getting an arm around Methos' shoulders. "Get this down." "I'm an Immortal! Don't be absurd," Methos whispered as he quickly became exhausted. "Give me a few minutes and I'll get moving. If I stay warm tonight it might not be too bad in the morning." "Unacceptable," O'Neill responded flatly. "I need you on your feet now, not in a couple of days. Besides, I'm making it an order.And what do you mean you can't take pain meds because you're immortal? What kind of idiotic idea is that?" Methos stared at Jack in astonishment then glanced at the tablet. It certainly couldn't hurt. And he'd prescribed similar pain relief for countless others, though he'd never once considered it for himself. In truth, the idea had never occurred to him. With a faint sense of trepidation Methos took the pill and stuck it in his mouth, grimacing an instant later as the bitter medicinal taste of the thing made him want to wretch. "Ech!" He spat out the tablet as O'Neill laughed, giving him some water. "Don't tell me you've never done drugs?!" he chortled, picking up the tablet and cleaning it off. "Only the really good pharmaceuticals," Methos grimaced as he wiped his mouth. "But I never popped pills or used needles. My last foray into the ozone layer came in a sugar cube and went by the curious name of Mellow Yellow." "You've never taken a pill?!" Methos shook his head, struggling to sit up. "And after that, I never want to. That's awful!" O'Neill's shoulders shook with mirth. "You're not supposed to bite and swallow. Just swallow." Methos shrank back as he offered it again, until O'Neill sighed in disgust and grabbed his face. "Tilt back, open wide, tongue down," he ordered. He could barely move a muscle to walk, let alone fight, so Methos simply squeezed his eyes shut and gave in to the horror. It felt too big for his throat as the tablet touched the back of his tongue and he nearly gagged. But there was water being sloshed into his mouth and O'Neill shouting the unhelpful phrase, "Think oyster!" as he shoved Methos' jaws closed, rubbed a thumb across his Adam's apple and forced him to swallow. At last, Jack released him and Methos fell back, coughing hard. "Your bedside manner sucks!" he hissed when he'd finally caught his breath, wiping his face with the back of a hand. "And you're a lousy patient," O'Neill shrugged. "Now eat this," he added, shoving one of the leftover honeyed dough balls at Methos. "I'm not a child," Methos grimaced. "The spoonful of sugar technique won't work with me. I'm still pissed at you!" "This isn't a treat," O'Neill explained calmly. "I just put eighteen hundred milligrams of Ibuprofen in your stomach. You need to eat something to keep from puking it up." "Eighteen hundred?!" Methos exclaimed, horrified as he quickly accepted the food. "Yeah, we use it for gun shot," O'Neill told him. "Now, just sit back. Takes about twenty minutes before it really kicks in." "Sit back?" he asked around the food in his mouth. "In another twenty minutes I won't be able to walk at all! I have to keep moving!" "No, you don't have to keep moving. You have to sit back and rest." "But--" "Who are you going to trust?" O'Neill grinned. "A bunch of ignorant Immortals who've never thought of using modern medicine? Or me?" he asked smugly. "You know, there's a reason Doc Fraiser is always nearby when I come through the Stargate."
Chapter 14"How y' feelin', sport?" Methos yawned and stretched luxuriously in his bed roll, sighing in contentment as not a single twinge interfered with his pleasure. When O'Neill had helped him back to the field where they'd planned to camp he'd been sore, but thankfully, not in what he'd consider a great deal of pain. He'd figured he'd still be a bit stiff come morning, but there wasn't even that. "I feel fine," he murmured in amazement, recalling the night before. "In fact, I feel great." "Good," O'Neill grinned, throwing Methos his chiton. "Next time, don't argue so much and I'll give you a lollipop." Methos rolled his eyes and slipped the tunic over his head. "There won't be a next time," he said. "We can't replace Ibuprofen. I won't let you empty the med kit just because I have a few aches and pains." "Wasn't from the kit," O'Neill told him as he rolled up his blankets. "That came from my own personal stash." Methos looked up, surprised. As he recollected, modern soldiers never gave up their private caches of pain killers -- not unless the Sergeant was dying, or their best buddy was gut shot, or something equally horrendous. For themselves, there was always a little more pain they could tolerate, a bit more discomfort they were willing to endure. And O'Neill went on to confirm this observation. "I never take all the pain meds Fraiser gives me. But I've learned over the years to keep some stuff on hand. Just in case." "Smart," Methos nodded, vaguely wondering how he'd managed to achieve best buddy status, because from the way O'Neill generally treated him, he certainly wasn't the feared and revered Drill Sergeant. Unless, of course, one considered the other option. Perhaps the colonel thought of him as the annoying kid brother who needed lots of looking after. Now there was an unsettling thought. "We done here?" O'Neill asked, grabbing his pack as Methos stood, tossing his cloak over his shoulders. "Almost," he responded, pinning his himation about his shoulders. "We need supplies for the road and a few more things to complete our little ruse, then we can leave." O'Neill heaved a sigh of resignation as they started back toward the market and Methos hid a smile. He imagined the colonel was dreaming of nice airy shopping malls with food courts and canned music. Instead, Methos found an open stall selling a proper farmer's breakfast of hard boiled eggs, goat cheese, bread, raw onions and wine mixed with three parts water. They ate it hunkered against a wall watching the sun come up and the town come to life. Shops opened, slaves came down to the wells to fetch water for the households, farmers with tools on their shoulders headed out into the fields, and pack animals with their burdens carried goods to and fro while sleepy children rode their backs making their morning deliveries. A day like any other Methos had seen repeated in a thousand variations for as long as he could remember. And, he supposed, it was the same in the future. Though the shops opened at the slothful hour of nine or ten, the farmers had tractors or trucks, and goods came to brightly lit, scrupulously clean supermarkets in big rigs driven by adults. Still, it was the same old dance, if dressed in new clothes. They finished eating and stood, Methos rubbing his stomach to ease the passage of the onion. He still loved the taste of them raw, but he'd forgotten just what a whole one, even as small as that one had been, did to him. O'Neill caught the movement and shook his head. "Don't tell me," he sighed. "You've got heartburn." Methos only shrugged. "Onions were thought to be good for the digestion," he explained as the colonel once again delved into his pack. "Meet Mr. Tums," O'Neill said, handing him a very large pink tablet. "He's an old friend. Remind me to introduce you to his good buddy, Uncle Pepcid, when we get home." Methos looked aghast at the size of the thing. "I can't swallow that!" "Trust me, if it's pink and smells like a cherry you can chew the sucker." Well, it didn't smell like a cherry to Methos, but he nibbled the edge and didn't find it too horrible. It was chalky, but sweet and slightly tart so he ate it. A few minutes later he was astonished to find the burning in his stomach gone. "You know," he said as they reached the open market. "I'm beginning to rethink my stance on the usefulness of modern medicine for Immortals. If it won't kill us permanently, we tend to just tough it out. Now I'm not so sure. I might even go back to medical school," he added enthusiastically. "You know, I've always wanted to do a heart transplant. Or maybe kidneys. Those are interesting, too." O'Neill just stared at him. "Could we focus here," the colonel pointedly reminded. "Remember? Mission. Egypt. End of world. Kinda puts a damper on the whole Ben Casey thing, don't y' think?" "But we're here," Methos smiled, nodding at the nearest stall. "We came back to buy jewelry?!" O'Neill whispered angrily. "But it's for Daniel, Teal'c and Carter," Methos told him, looking wounded. O'Neill rubbed his face with a hand. "Is this something I need to be here for?" he finally asked. "Not really," Methos responded, hiding a smile. "I also have to buy more clothes for us. Something really ostentatious this time." "Great, more skirts," O'Neill sighed. "You have fun. I'm gonna watch the big sweaty guys making armor." Methos laughed and hurriedly reached under his chiton to pull out a few coins for Jack. "Enjoy yourself," he smiled. "And don't pay more than half what I just gave you, unless it's a full set of armor with a thick quilted padding and good leather straps." He'd never buy it, Methos knew as the colonel sauntered off looking relieved. Not when he learned he'd have to strip for the measuring and have parts of his body shaved for the molding -- then wait several weeks to get the finished product back. But they could always use a couple of good shields and O'Neill was sensible enough to do just that. Besides, he thought, turning to examine a set of earrings he'd had his eye on, learning how to handle money and be at ease in a crowd was just as important as knowing how to trounce the enemy on the field of battle. *** The sun was just beginning to dip into the western sky as Methos stood watching the slaves bring a steady stream of goods and supplies out to the ox cart. It stood just a quarter mile from the last house that could be considered a part of the town, but the streets had been too narrow for Methos to even consider bringing it inside. Still, it was a common enough occurrence for the shopkeepers not to worry over, especially during the spring market. As soon as the cart was loaded the overseer who'd sold them the oxen came by and Methos handed him a coin. The man had done a very good job buying the cart, which even had it's own small awning for when the women were traveling. And after giving the overseer the rest of the money for the oxen along with his fee, the man had offered to direct the slaves bringing out their supplies. Certainly, Methos could have done it himself, but he wasn't much interested in directing slaves at the moment. He was thinking about his new horses. Five days, maybe six to get back to camp since they'd have to stick to the main roads, and at least two weeks to get the horses ready. Not to mention teaching the others how to ride virtually bareback. A leather saddle pad was not at all the same as a modern saddle. And without stirrups, which hadn't yet been invented, sitting a horse meant the knees did most of the painful work of holding the rider up. When both the overseer and the slaves were gone, he looked over at O'Neill, who was lying on his back sprawled across the grain sacks, playing with a long blade of sweet grass stuck between his teeth. He'd done well at the armorer's. Buying a decent pair of shields, plain enough for real soldiers to be carrying, and one ridiculously ornamental one covered in flying sea creatures chased in silver, with wings and tails that swept up and away from its surface. Not the least bit useful in a real fight, where all those pretty fetishes could easily catch a sword tip. If Methos hadn't known better he'd have thought Jack knew exactly what he was planning. "Hey, Yanos!" Methos called up and Jack glanced down. "Think you can watch the cart for a while?" "Oh, yeah!" O'Neill said as he sat up and nodded, fingering one of a pair of small daggers he'd also purchased. The other was strapped to the inside of his forearm. "Not a problem." At that, Methos grinned and hurried off to fetch his prize.
Chapter 15O'Neill watched with one eye half open as Methos stole out of his bed roll just before dawn the next morning and slipped behind the wagon. Bemused, he settled back, wondering just whom the Immortal thought he was fooling. They'd left Delphi sometime after noon by his estimate and put a good ten miles between them and the town before pulling off the road. And all the while Methos had walked behind the cart talking to the horses, pressing against them, and in general making friends with the objects of his obsession. He'd fed and watered them when they'd stopped for the night, giving Jack a few cursory instructions on how to tend the oxen then staked them out to graze. And when he'd finally gotten them settled down, joining O'Neill by the fire, Methos was more chatty and talkative than the colonel had ever seen him. He'd been a Master of Horses dozens of times over the ages. For kings and queens and nobles across most of Europe and Asia. He'd bred and broken horses on and off for a good part of his life. The last time in 1898 on a ranch in New Mexico somewhere south of Santa Fe. He not only knew horses, but understood them as well. All the little tricks and foibles they were wont to get up to when a strong hand was not present to guide and care for them. Not knowing much about horses, O'Neill had simply listened -- more to Methos' tone of voice than what he'd actually been saying. And somewhere in that long soliloquy Methos forgot he was giving, Jack had finally reached the conclusion that Methos lacked a real childhood. It was understandable, O'Neill admitted silently as he watched the Immortal quietly lead the white stallion out into the field where they'd camped. Given the circumstances surrounding his first death and his revival five thousand years later, he could imagine the kind of emotional loss and devastation he would have been feeling, even if Methos himself hadn't been able to comprehend why he felt that way. As a good commander it was O'Neill's job to look for that kind of thing. To judge and estimate the best way to handle his people based on their emotional wants and needs. Shouting worked for some, while a kind word and gentle encouragement worked better with others. Methos on the other hand, needed to be teased and cajoled into acting. Despite his great age, he was still a playful twenty-something whenever he forgot to be the ancient Immortal striding fearlessly through history. With a sigh, O'Neill rose up on an elbow and found his binoculars, watching through the half light peeking over the horizon as Methos belted his chiton with a piece of rope, blousing the material until it hung above his knees. Then he ran the horse in circles for a while, finally jumping on its back before the animal knew what was happening. O'Neill chuckled as the stallion bucked and Methos went flying. But in a moment he was back on his feet and at it again. At least this time, O'Neill thought wryly, he didn't have to play super macho bronco buster in order to make a point. And from where he sat, it looked as though the Immortal was staying loose, keeping those muscles fluid and his limbs relaxed as he rolled with the punches. In a way, O'Neill thought, putting aside the binoculars to begin the familiar process of breaking camp, he had to admire the man's persistence. Not only with the horses, but in his own life. Had Methos ever once really given up on himself? O'Neill didn't think so -- but he had. In his short little life he had on occasion contemplated ending what was left of it. He couldn't begin to imagine Methos ever seriously considering that option, no matter what Duncan MacLeod said. And, if after fifty centuries of war, famine, heartbreak and slaughter Methos still wanted to go on, that was certainly something for a mere mortal of less than fifty to reflect on. *** "Hey, Pale Rider, how's Trigger doing?" "You named my horse?!" Methos responded angrily, pointedly ignoring the more accurate jibe. "You're horse?" O'Neill retorted. "When did it get to be your horse? Listen, Bronco Billy, if those are anyone's horses they're mine. So, bite me!" "But Trigger!" Methos sighed disgustedly as he knelt beside the fire to grab some cheese and an apple. It was night again and all day he had worked the horses, alternating between them whenever they'd stopped to eat and water the oxen. O'Neill had been pretty decent about it once he'd explained that by breaking them on the road they could save time once they got back to camp. It also meant that Methos was worn out now, though he'd rested in the cart between sessions. "Couldn't you have picked something more dignified?" he grumbled. O'Neill rolled his eyes. "So, pick something else," he told the sulking Immortal. "I can't now!" Methos complained, wincing as he really started to feel the long day in his muscles. "It's sort of a tradition, you know. Like naming a kid. The first thing you call them after you get them home sticks in your mind forever. Doesn't matter what's on the birth certificate." "I get it," O'Neill nodded. He'd been Jack for so long that he often forgot his real name was John. And his son had been Charlie, never Chuck or Charles. "So, Wilma and Betty won't do for the girls, huh?" "Damn it, Jack!" Methos shouted, throwing the rest of his apple at O'Neill, who fell back laughing. "Those poor, noble creatures," he added mournfully, rubbing his aching shoulder. "Forever to be remembered as cartoon characters and an overfed, dandified plow horse!" "Think of it as something to live down to," O'Neill replied as he reached into his pack and pulled out a small pill bottle. "No," Methos waved a hand as he saw what Jack offered. "I'm tired and sore, but it's nothing I can't handle." "This isn't a democracy, Captain Pierson," O'Neill responded quietly. Methos frowned but held out his hand. The colonel was correct and he knew it. Any military was for all intents and purposes a contained dictatorship -- its first order of business to keep its weapons, which consisted mainly of the soldiers who directed the implements of war, at peak performance. Anything which interfered with that was bad and therefore had to be stopped. He looked curiously at the little yellow pill O'Neill handed him. "What is it?" The colonel looked at the label and shrugged. "Dilaud. Ten milligrams. Also for gun shot, but in this case as I seem to recall, it was for getting blasted with staff fire. Works the same as the Ibuprofen, but I was kind of hoping for a lot less fuss getting it down that skinny neck of yours." Methos grimaced. "I know what Dilaud is," he said, finally putting the pill in his mouth and accepting the canteen O'Neill handed him. "So, what else have you got in that magic sack of yours?" he asked after swallowing. This time it was much easier, he thought with relief. "Some Vicodin, a few Compazine, maybe some codeine. Why? You planning to open a pharmacy?" "You never know," Methos grinned, easing back on his bedroll and closing his eyes. A moment later something struck him in the face and he sat up, startled and looking anxiously around until his eyes fell on a piece of cellophane glittering near the fire. "Enjoy your lolly," O'Neill told him. "Oh. And Zorro," he added, laying back down in his own blankets. "I'm tired of playing Gunga Din, water boy of oxen. You can look after Fred and Ethel tomorrow in between rounds. I intend to sleep in." Methos stared at Jack then at the candy. With a shrug he picked it up. After all, he'd never eaten a lollipop before. Not that he didn't know what it was. They'd been around for quite a while. Still, no one had ever thought to offer him one and he wasn't much of a sweet eater to seek them out. Methos shrugged and unwrapped it. Might as well try this one, he thought, amused by his own curiosity as he gave the little disk of hardened sugar a tentative lick before happily sticking it in his mouth -- especially since Jack would probably think to quiz him on it in the morning.
Chapter 16The days of travel passed swiftly after that. Once the horses learned that their lot in life was to carry a rider, Methos adapted back into the saddle almost as if he'd never left it. By the time they reached the small narrow valley below the temple he was racing ahead of the wagon and with O'Neill's bemused permission scouting the forest on all sides. As expected, he found signs of traffic around the villages they passed through. People were moving again. The men going out to hunt for game to replenish their supplies as they waited for the harvest, the women seeking fresh new shoots of wild herbs and anything they couldn't grow in their gardens. The common folk mostly stuck close to home, the world outside being fraught with dangers unknown. So, it was with some surprise as they moved up the road leading to the temple that Methos found the remains of someone's cook fire. O'Neill halted the cart as Methos dismounted. "Trouble?" the colonel asked as he climbed down, joining Methos where he squatted by the cold ashes. There were several broken arrow shafts lying on the ground nearby which was heavily stained with blood. "Hunters," Methos nodded as he stood. "Probably rich kids from the bigger farms out looking for any sign of incursions from up north. Happens a lot. Nomads looking for better grazing lands find a good spot to settle down and the locals want to run them off. Doesn't matter that their ancestors did exactly the same thing. They were here first. So they think it's their duty to root them out. Kill whoever fights, sell whoever survives and split the spoils of war." "Sweet," O'Neill muttered, reaching under his cloak to pull out his zat gun as something moved in the trees beyond the clearing. "It's just us, Colonel!" Major Carter called down, moving out into the open followed by Daniel and Teal'c. "You kids all right?" he asked, putting away his weapon. "We're fine," Daniel nodded. "These guys just showed up last week. About a dozen or so with horses. We laid low and kept an eye on them until a couple started moving to explore the temple. Then Sam sent up a flare from inside and they all packed up and left in a hurry. That was about three days ago." Methos frowned. "That might not have been the wisest thing to do," he told them. "You may have frightened them off, but they now have a wondrous tale to tell. And there's always some joker who'll take it into his head that the gods should be appeased, or that this is where you should come to ask a favor. Or maybe he's got some time to waste and wants his own wondrous tale to tell so he can get free meals for life out of his friends and neighbors. Safer just to let them look around and frighten themselves off with stories of angry spirits and whatever they do to trespassers." "We didn't consider that," Daniel admitted ruefully. "Of course you didn't," Methos said amiably. "It's not like you've ever interacted for long periods of time with most of the cultures you've come across. And knowing about the people," he offered gently. "Doesn't mean you can gauge their reactions to random events." "But I should have," he responded quietly. "Why? You aren't an anthropologist or a sociologist. And the whole mindset of the SGC isn't one of non-interference with the local cultures. It's the exact opposite. Which is not to say," Methos added. "That what the SGC does is wrong. It's just a case of me and mine first, you and yours we'll worry about when we have the time. The Goa'uld haven't given us the luxury of making a more humane choice. And frankly, I always thought the non-interference directive on Star Trek was idiotic. Lots of things interfere with the natural growth of cultures. And unless the underpinnings of the society in question are already on shaky ground just meeting a handful of space travelers isn't going to destroy it, just make it expand its horizons." "That's a wonderful theory, Pierson, but do we really have time to discuss the whole Kirk versus Picard issue?" O'Neill asked sarcastically. "There's always time for intelligent discussion," Methos responded haughtily. "And there's no contest there. Kirk above all others." "Not all," O'Neill smirked. "Janeway's pretty hot." "To each his own," Methos grinned, leaping back into the saddle. "And where do you think you're going?" "To scout the area," he responded, giving O'Neill a bemused glance. "With your permission, of course. I'd like to make sure there aren't any others roaming around who might cause trouble for us." O'Neill nodded. "Make it so, Tonto." Methos rolled his eyes in disgust as he turned the horse and headed out. If O'Neill kept up the western name calling for much longer, he was going to start missing the minion thing after all. *** It was nearing sunset when Methos finally returned to camp after settling Wilma in the small, makeshift stable the others had built while they were gone. It wasn't much, just half a dozen covered stalls and a little rail fence enclosed paddock. Still, it was enough to suit his purposes and Methos was pleased with what he'd found when he'd arrived. Despite all of Jack's grumbling at being reduced to water carrier and stable boy he'd at least taken the care of the animals to heart. The stalls were clean with fresh hay, and clear water filled the hollowed out log they'd used for a trough. The other horses had been fed and curried, the oxen left to graze in the field nearby -- even Amelia, the donkey, was looking fat and happy. The cabin was warm and cozy as Methos stepped inside and the wonderful aroma of warm stew filled the room. The others were sitting comfortably around the place in various states of dress, mostly consisting of uniform pants and tee shirts. "Are you guys sure you want to leave?" Methos asked. "'Cause this place is really nice for the times." Pillows, a handful of wet clay and a rock all came sailing in his direction as Methos ducked under the table. "I was joking!" he shouted as cries of outrage reached his ears. Apparently they still wanted cable TV, pizza dinners, and a working toilet more than the hardy, but character building pioneer life of their ancestors. Even Teal'c was glaring at him as he poked his head out to make sure nothing else was about to start flying. "Sorry," he grinned. "Just making sure we're all together on this." "Home isn't where the hearth is," O'Neill muttered sullenly. "It's where the Chinese place knows to deliver on Sundays." "A most astute observation," Methos agreed, finally making his point. "Which is why tonight is the last night we will all be able to wear modern clothing, use modern appliances, or speak anything other than Greek unless absolutely necessary." Stunned silence greeted him as it at last sank in. They were almost ready to escape the boredom and isolation of their little haven and head out into the larger world where danger awaited. "Pierson's right," O'Neill said quietly. "We've only got one chance. Let's make sure we get this thing right."
Chapter 17"What do you mean we aren't going to Athens?" Daniel asked as they were loading the wagon. "Megara is closer and it'll be just as easy to find a ship there, if not easier," Methos told him brusquely. "Athenians aren't always welcome on the islands. The Megarans tend to be a lot friendlier with their neighbors." "But it's Athens!" Daniel exclaimed. "At a time when--" "When it's still a backwater fishing port just like any other," Methos finished disgustedly. "That's not the point," Daniel retorted. "No," Methos agreed. "The point is I don't want to go to Athens." Daniel stared at him owlishly. Methos had let him keep his glasses, but since he'd also had two pairs of contacts in his pack, Methos had insisted he wear those in public. "I thought you said the Horsemen were in Anatolia?" Daniel said quietly. "They are," Methos sighed. "And this has nothing to do with them," he explained, pausing as he started to lift one of the beds up and Daniel made no move to help him. "It's just..." he shrugged, looking off into the distance. "I'm not ready to go back to Athens. Not yet. Not in any age." "You want to talk about it?" Daniel asked, growing concerned. "Not really," Methos admitted. "Suffice to say there was a woman. Alexa. She loved Athens and I loved seeing it again through her eyes. And then she died. So, you'll forgive me if I'm not eager to revisit that memory." "I'm sorry," Daniel nodded slowly. "You're right. We should go to Megara. It's closer." Methos gave him a grateful smile as the front door opened. "That's the last of it," Carter said, putting down an armload of linens. "Except for the stuff we need every day." "Good," Methos told her. "I can load the donkey in the morning." "Daniel," Carter said. "The colonel wants to see you as soon as you're finished here." Daniel nodded as she went back inside. Methos shrugged. "Just help me with the bed and I'll get the rest," he offered. Most of the heavy work was done anyway and Methos wanted everything loaded where he could get at it when needed. They'd all been very surprised when he'd told them to empty the cabin of everything that wasn't nailed in place. But that was all part of his plan, he'd explained, and they'd know everything come morning. When it was all done to his satisfaction Methos went down to check on the animals and see that they were fed, watered and bedded down for the night, then stopped by the stream to wash. By the time he returned to camp night was falling and he suddenly realized he hadn't seen any of the others for quite some time. He opened the door to find them all huddled around the hearth. O'Neill rose first, blocking his view of whatever they'd been looking at. "Where the hell have you been?!" he demanded. "Well, Mom, Johnny asked me to come by his place for a game of catch, then Billy's dad took us for ice cream. Where the hell do you think I've been?" he asked sarcastically. "Working hard to save your ass!" "And because of that," O'Neill told him sharply. "I have to do this!" He stepped away from the others who suddenly moved back to reveal one of the finest bows Methos had ever seen, while beside it lay a quiver of arrows. His lips parted in surprise and he inhaled deeply as he knelt to examine their gift. "This is really nice!" he exclaimed testing the bow which had been made from a length of ash wood and polished to perfection. The arrows were light and tipped with new iron heads which O'Neill must have secretly purchased in Delphi. The fletchings were made of dyed feathers and arranged in a pattern he'd never seen. While the quiver itself was a masterpiece of workmanship. Deer skin stretched around wood and tooled in a running border of leaves individually dyed green with a hunting scene in the center. "Teal'c did all the carving," Daniel told him. "Carter redesigned the bow and did the fletching, so these arrows should be more aerodynamic than you might be used to. I just helped draw the hunting scene." "The rest," Carter added. "Was Colonel O'Neill's project." Methos turned wide eyes to Jack, who stood there frowning. "You did this?" he asked, holding up the quiver. "Okay, so I took a couple of art classes in college," O'Neill huffed defensively. "Sue me!" Methos swallowed hard, looking from one friendly face to another not quite sure what to say that would accurately express how he was feeling. No friend had ever gone to this much trouble to hand make him so special a gift. The amount of time each facet of its preparation must have taken was also telling. Off time was precious to soldiers, and from what he saw here they'd spent at least a good portion of theirs thinking of him. And everything was so beautifully crafted. More importantly, each one of them had used some area of their expertise to create it. In truth, he would have been satisfied with a decent bow and a serviceable quiver with a few sharply whittled arrows. "I think he's speechless," Daniel commented. "It's about time," O'Neill muttered. "You'd think somebody stuck a key in his back and wound him up too tight." Methos bowed his head, laughing softly. "Thank you," he finally said, looking from one to the other. "It's a beautiful gift. I'll keep it always." "And he means always," O'Neill nodded thoughtfully. "Which in itself is very cool." The others were smiling as they thought about that. Something they'd made would be seen and treasured for lifetimes to come. A little slice of immortality they themselves could own. "So," O'Neill asked, daintily lifting the hem of his chiton and taking a seat on the edge of the hearth. "We gonna eat or what?" For the rest of the evening they shared a lively meal interspersed with stories of home, friends and family. They laughed a lot and generally ignored the fact that there might be danger ahead. It was the only way to deal with it. To hope like hell that they could manage to make their way to Egypt and successfully accomplish their mission. As for Methos, he silently vowed that even if they failed, he would make sure his friends spent the rest of their lives in splendid comfort and safety.
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