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"Colonel Montoya is a gracious man"

Welcome to the Official Montoya Keepers List!

This list has been created for the Naughty Nurses of At The Helm, to celebrate Valentine Pelka's great role as Colonel Luis Montoya on the new TV show "Queen of Swords".

Naughty Nurse Area of Speciality
ABs Keeper of the Eyes
&
Keeper of Salan (Montoya's Horse)
Tammy Keeper of the Sweaty Brow
Brig Keeper of the Sideburns
Eliza Keeper of the Menacing Voice
MnD Keeper of the Shears
Rach Keeper of the Sense of Humour
Chantal Keeper of the Goatee
Taimhyr Keeper of the Neck
Liz Keeper of the Conscience
Jo Keeper of the Sword
Margie Keeper of the Hands
&
Keeper of the Library
Emily Keeper of the Flowing Hair
Nightoake Keeper of the Night-shirt
&
Keeper of Montoya's Attitude
Barb Keeper of the Jar in Which Montoya Intends to Place the Queen's Heart (or Montoya's Jar O' Heart)
Dea Keeper of the Rose Garden
Ariana Keeper of Montoya's Riding Skills
Rain Keeper of the Night Cap
&
Keeper of the Array of Ascots
Selene la Lune Keeper of the Hair Ties
Okka Keeper of the Smile
Caris Keeper of Montoya's Classical Education
JoLayne Keeper of Montoya's Freshly Pressed Uniform
Anita Keeper of the Ruby Red Vest
Sharon Keeper of the Little Tin Soldiers
Cindy Keeper of Montoya's Scheming Mind
Tahlya Keeper of Montoya's (so called) Virtue
Erica Keeper of Montoya's just-beyond-redeemable Nature


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This page is maintained by Rach
Images created by Rach (in her lunch break, when the boss wasn't looking)

If any money was being made from this venture, the Montoya muse would undoubtedly have it from Rach before Rach could do anything with it, which means Rach wouldn't get paid, even if money was offered...but as it was the Montoya muse who made Rach do this in the first place, no money is going to change hands anyway. This is meant as a little bit of harmless fun (just don't tell the Montoya muse that!)