Vim:	(sings) ARE YOU REEEEAAAAAAAAADY?

Colin:	Yes we are.
Den:	Yes, we've been ready a long time.

Vim:	(sings) What are you ready for?

Den:	We're ready for playing "Bad News".
Colin:	We're ready for you to count us in.

Vim:	(sings) Are you ready to rock?

Colin:	Yes, yes.
Den:	Yes, we're ready to rock.

Vim:	(sings) Are you ready to roll?

Den:	Yes, and we're ready to roll as well.
Colin:	Yes, we ARE ready to roll!

(Song begins)

All:	Bad News! Bad News! Bad News!
Vim:	For you and you and you and you and you
All:	Bad News! Bad News! Bad News!
Vim:	For you and you and you and you and you

Vim:	Can't you see, a devil woman?
	Don't you know, black leather?
	Don't you see, screaming virgins?
	Don't you know, a megawatt winged avenger?

Spider:	Two, three, four!

All:	Bad News! Bad News! Bad News!
Vim:	For you and you and you and you and you
Colin:	Bad News!
All:	Bad News! Bad News! Bad News!
Vim:	For you and you and you and you and you

Vim:	Colin Grigson!

(Colin does his rubbish bass break.)

Vim:	Spider Webb!

(Spider's over the top drum solo, punctuated by his usual nervous laughs.)

All:	Bad News! Bad News! Bad News!
Vim:	For you and you and you and you and you

Vim:	Den Dennis!
Den:	Yeah?
Vim:	Den!
Den:	What?
Vim:	It's your break!
Den:	Oh! Sorry.

(Den manages about three notes before his time is up.)

Vim:	Vim Fuego!

(Completely outrageous guitar solo which ends up sounding suspiciously like the break from
"Whole Lotta Love" by Led Zeppelin.)

All:	Bad News! Bad News! Bad News!
Vim:	For you and you and you and you and you
All:	Bad News! Bad News! Bad News!
Vim:	For you and you and you and you and you

Vim:	Don't you see, heavy rainbow
	Don't you know, metal fury
	Don't you see, demon lager
	Don't you know, blood lust paranoid metal!
Colin:	Bad News!