Colin:	Come along, let's do the rumpty-tumpty bismillah business, then we can all get off home
	and get some kip. I've got to be up at work in the bank at 9.30!

(Music starts. Vim coughs.)

Vim:	MAMAAAAAA! I just killed a man.
	I put a gun up to his head, I pulled the trigger, now he's dead!
	MAMAAAA! Life had just begun
	But now I've gone and thrown it all away!!!
	MAMAAA! OOOH OOOH OOOH!
	I don't wanna die! I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all!

(Guitar solo with copious wrong notes.)

Vim:	I see a little silhouetto of a man
All:	Scaramouche, scaramouche, will you do the fandango?
	Thunderbolt and lightning, very very frightening me!
	Gallileo! Gallileo!
	Gallileo! Gallileo!
Colin:	Figaro!
All:	Gallileo! Figaro! Magnifico-o-o-o-o-o-o!
Vim:	Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Spider:	(falsetto) Let me go!
All:	Bismillah! No, we will not let you go!
	Let me go!
	Bismillah! We will not let you go!
	Let me go!
	Bismillah! We will not let you go!
	Let me go! Will not let you go!
	Let me go! Will not let you go!
	Oh let me go-o-o!!
	No, no, no, no, no, no, NO!
Colin:	Absolutely NOT!
All:	Oh mamma mia, mamma mia, mamma mia, Figaro
Spider:	(falsetto) Mamma mia!
Vim:	Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me...
All:	For me, for MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!

Vim:	NO!

Vim:	So you think you can stop me and spit in my eye?
	So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
	Ooooh, baby! Can't do this to me baby!
	I just gotta get out! I just gotta get right out of here.

(Another poor guitar solo.)

Vim:	Nothing really matters, anyone can see,
	Nothing... (Wrong chord. Stops playing.) Fuck! Bastards! I played the wrong chord.

Den:	Have you got that on tape?

Colin:	I suppose that's my fault as well, is it?

Den:	Good, good, you got that on tape, him playing the wrong chord.

Colin:	Right! Let's go and have a listen!

Vim:	Why don't... Why don't we go back...

Den:	Let's all go round and listen to that bit.

Vim:	Why don't we go back and tape over that bit, and that way we can save tape.

Colin:	I think we should keep that. I think our fans would like to hear you not being able to
	play the end of that.

Den:	I'll pay... listen, I'll pay my whole advance just for that bit of tape. Don't wipe that
	bit of tape.

Vim:	The bit of tape's worth more than your advance.

Colin:	Would you like to tell our public why you can't play the guitar properly, Mr Fuego?

Vim:	Yeah, it's 'cause I've got a git playing the bass and he keeps misleading me!

Colin:	Damn.

Vim:	Got you there, haven't I?

Spider:	Come on girls, let's get on with it.

Vim:	Right. We might be able to patch up the end. "Fuck" isn't very good Radio One speak, is
	it?

Colin:	Well, we can overdub... we can overdub a "gosh". Or drop in a "blimey".

Den:	So you're gonna keep that and do another?

Colin:	We could drop in a "cuntface".

Vim:	Right.

Den:	Yeah, can we drop in a "cuntface"?