One Hundred Percent

Gene
Dan
Com
Voice (Jenny)

This is a play written for a friend and is very much a play to be read. This was more the kind of comic sketch style which I have continued to write recently.


Dan  - Well it looks like the common piss in your face bomb. Intended as a mild joke. But
            I'm telling you, this bomber was very careful and clever. This small bomb is going       
            to cause a lot of damage, but the bomber is subtle, he doesn't want to waste his ma
            terials, he doesn't want to
            build a massive bomb and use small things like this as a diversion. He is one very
            clever bomber.

Gene - So what's this then?

(Turns and points to big bomb.)

Dan - Very cunning. This my friend, is a diversion, to take us away from the real thing.

Gene - Dan, I'm faced with a huge bomb that you say is the diversion and a bomb the size
            of a  matchbox, filled with a stool sample, and you expect me to believe that's the
            one to defuse?

Dan   -Yes. And if my surmise is correct, the yellow wire is the one to cut.

Gene -Yellow? When red symbolises bomb trigger, blue symbolises bomb defuser and yell
            ow symbolises safety button for the latch on the cover of the tin box.

Dan  - I'm the expert you wanted my advice. If you feel you want to cut another wire, do it.
           You've  got to get something right in you're miserable little life.

Gene - That's true. Right I'm cutting blue.

(As he cuts lights go dark. Loud bleep is heard.)

Gene - Whoops.

Dan   - Freak.