THE LOST SCRIPTS

Being the busy man that I am, time has often gone by when the idea simply had to be expelled onto anything. As such these ideas here are scripts that I have at home, but are written in pencil or weird coloured pens on rapidly fading paper. Eventually I might get round to typing them up, but then again, I do question whether it is really worth it?

Atlantis

As yet, this play still only exists in hand written pencil type form. It was written at roughly the same time as the midget vampire and tells the story of two stewards on the titanic. It should be noted that this was conceived well before Titanic hit the cinemas, and as such I am still trying to sue James Cameron. It's strong point however is that it does not contain Leonardo Diphflwakff…

I might type the play up later. I don't know...

The Tale Of The Midget Vampire

If ever, there was a reason to be ashamed, it's this. A four foot high vampire that was bitten whilst working in WH Smith goes around terrorising the local idiot and nagging her husband. Fortunately the "humour" in this gem will have to go unappreciated as the only copy is written in flattering purple pen. However I am thinking about writing this one up, but my better judgement says no.

The Unfit Squire

Stay tuned, I have actually  lost this one...