Written in 1995, Airstream was my first attempt at writing a play. It was a comedy with no real meaning or depth. The two pilots meet at the airport and begin the story. Whilst there they meet the two flirtatious women who end up flying with the two men. After a rap demonstrating to the passengers where the exits are onboard, and a near miss between the two planes, there is the inevitable wedding between Francois and Clement. It was performed in the school drama group - an event my friends would prefer to forget! 

Another piss take, can you guess? Really insane, I can't actually remember what pills I was on at the time, but hey, I found it funny… okay, I'll go now. The plot involved a crack team of professionals tracking down the infamous Simon Says as he attempted to wipe out the world using BSE. The ensuing "Drama" is more the stuff of delusional mind than theatre. Still, you have to admit that it was at least topical.

This was my first attempt at co-writing. Myself and Robert Barker, devised a murder mystery typical of the Agatha Christie style. Set in the forties, a doctor and an accountant scheme together to act out a fabled curse upon the Hardy family. Eventually the truth reveals that initial murders were committed out of love and jealousy by a heartbroken woman, but they killings were continued by the doctors hand. The bumbling inspector and his glamorous assistant are stock characters, essentially two dimensional and more like a magician and his assistant, than the Sherlock Holmes type.  The play was performed in 1998, again amongst friends and drama group regulars. This was the largest play so far, and really the one that started  actually looked like a play. Even if the content was a little dubious.