The
band was formed many moons ago, when we were young and you were younger. With
Shaun-bass, Gavin-guitar and Lee-drums we knew we were the best band on the
planet. After a disastrous attempt at auditioning singers, (we were looking for
someone with the right image, attitude, and most importantly a sense of humor
– we failed), we took the task on ourselves. Upon discovering that we were
actually not very good at singing, we started writing our own songs, thinking
that if we write the songs ourselves we must be able to sing them, we were
wrong, but we managed. A major record label that recognized our talent quickly
spotted us, we were signed up for a 12-album deal. After a brief tour we were
dropped by the label and have now been reduced to playing local pubs for free
beer.
Shaun
Shaun is the aging mentor in the band. It is his knowledge of the music industry that will be the key to our success.
"I will have a triple platinum album, I will host my own TV show and I will not shave my legs" Shaun 1999.
Gavin
This is Gavin’s first real band since being released back into society. The less said about his past if probably for the best.
"I am trying to put the incident behind me now, they aren’t going to press charges so I suppose I’m in the clear" Gavin upon being released from custody - 2000.
Lee
Lee is still very much a mystery to us. We believe he lives locally and leads a normal life. However there was the incident with the badger.
"No comment" Lee 2001.