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15th August 2001

 

Wow, what a busy month (or three), we have been in the studio (see ‘studio report’) and finished the CD (see ‘Get a CD’ page).

  We played the Cooperage in Plymouth on 8th of August with No Comply (www.nocomply.co.uk), Meanie (www.meanie-official.co.uk),  and Synthax.. We arrived late and couldn’t find anywhere to park, and then there was a really weird bloke with a shaved head, who kept hanging around us, his behaviour was very disturbing, we believe his name is Chris Strong, so if you meet him…. Run! The toilets were also very strange; the floor was very unusually slippery! Shaun would also like to say hi to Catherine and her friend, if you read this could you please e-mail him, his hands are getting hairy and soon he will go blind.

  E-mail address – We forgot to put the e-mail address on the site during the last update so here it is pugsly43@hotmail.com  

  Gavin has moved house and BT tried to charge nearly £80 to take his phone number with him (see Crap thing of the month).

  Also, following last months Crap thing… A big thanks to Matt Roper who found Shaun’s nose ring. Quite what he was doing on all fours in the boy’s toilets is none of our business, however he did managed to spot the piece of jewellery and return it to Shaun, thanks Matt.

  …..that’s all, and remember kids, next time your mum catches you masturbating just tell her you were inspecting your balls for any unusual lumps.

 

 

 

 

 

 

On Tuesday the 8th of May we went into the studio to record some stuff for Lee’s coursework, we recorded one song, ‘Triple Action Delight’, ate McDonalds and generally misbehaved. The next day Shaun spent most of the day barfing! He blames the food he ate the night before, but we can’t be sure, the boy has some strange habits. Some good has come from the unpleasant incident; Shaun promptly penned a tune about his encounter with the ‘pavement pizza’ titled ‘Throwing up on Wednesday’. It’s gonna be a number one hit, when we get signed of course.

 

We are planning to go back into the studio in the next couple of weeks (June), we want to record 7 tracks, using 3 as a demo/CD and the rest for downloads on the web, there is also talk of a video to accompany one of the songs (an interactive CD-ROM kinda thing) but I doubt it will happen. Anyway the following 7 songs will be available soon:

 

Triple action delight

Fat Cat

Loser

Throwing up on Wednesday

Song for Britney

Beer and Curry

The Bear Song

 

 

On Saturday 2nd June Shaun visited the local tattooist and had his nose pierced, on the following Tuesday he sneezed and shot the stud across the room! (See crap thing of the month)

 

Other news in brief:

Lee had a ride in a limo on his Girlfriend’s birthday (Happy Birthday Becky)
Gavin is moving house, has been for the last 2 months.
Shaun’s mum and dad went away and left him the house on his own; he drank a lot of red wine and called ‘Huey’ on the porcelain phone! He later tried to cover up the mess and failed, he then tried to claim that he did not ‘blow chunks’ and that he had had the shits the night before!

However an apology is order, it was later confirmed that Shaun had had the shits the night before in addition to projecting his last 3 meals horizontally across the bathroom.

 

Our website of the month this month is www.zombie666.co.uk – check it out.

 

News 17th April 2001 – The web-site!

We hope to update regularly to include gig dates, a crap thing each month (see Crap thing of the month), News and other useless stuff.

This month we have done nothing and are looking forward to another month of doing nothing.

If any one knows where we can get a leopard print shirt could you let us know…its for Gavin.