Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood." "We're new here," says the second one. "It's dark out, and we don't know where to look. We'd better wait until the other bats go with us." The first bat replies, "Who needs them? I can find some blood somewhere." He flies out of the cave. When he returns, he is covered with blood. The second bat says excitedly, "Where did you get the blood?" The first bat takes his buddy to the mouth of the cave. Pointing into the night, he asks, "See that black building over there?" "Yes," the other bat answers. "Well," says the first bat, "I didn't."

A polo mint walks into a pub and says "I'll have a hard drink for a hard mint." The barman pours out a large whiskey, and the polo mint downs it in one. Suddenly, in walks a Tune and a Locket, and the polo mint dives for cover under the table. The Tune and the Locket have a few drinks, and eventually leaves. The polo mint comes out from under the table. "I thought you were supposed to be hard?" says the barman. "I am!" replies the polo mint. "But you don't want to mess with those two, they're menthol!" (menthol/mental !! Sorry)

Man walks into a supermarket and buys : 1 bar of soap 1 toothbrush 1 tube toothpaste 1 loaf of bread 1 pint of milk 1 single serving cereal 1 single serving frozen dinner The girl at the checkout looks at him and says "Single are you?" The man replies very sarcastically "How did you guess?" She replies "because you're damn ugly"

Two blondes were walking through the woods and they came to some tracks. The first blonde said "These look like deer tracks." And the other one said, "No, they look like badger tracks."They argued and argued for a while and they were still arguing when the train hit them.

A bloke went to the doctors. "Doc," he said, "I keep seeing cows and sheep, whenever I go to sleep.""Have you seen a Psychiatrist?""No! Just cows and sheep."

A Junior Blue supporter, having over-celebrated Halloween!

A snail was slithering down the road, one day, minding his own business, when suddenly he was mugged by two tortoises.

Later, at the police station, he was asked to give a description of his assailants. "I'm sorry," he said, "I didn't get a good look at them - it all happened so fast."

What do you call a fish without an eye?

Ans: Below, after picture of our manager.

This is a picture of Mark Shenton, before he started managing Junior Blues. For those of you who don't know him, he is follically challenged, now!

Answer to poser, above: - A fsh!

Where did our treasurer go on holiday? The Caribbean........?

Little Johnnie went up to his granddad and asked him if he could make a noise like a frog

."Why?" he replied.

"Cos Dad says that when you croak, we'll go to Disneyland."

 

From l to r: - Karen Trafford, Hannah Bayley and Karen Tomczak, demonstrate an impromptu boogie. Pwllheli 1999.

A pale looking Ainsley mans the BBQ, July 1999. Would you buy a burger from this man? We'll see later on!

Scott looks on, approvingly, at Ainsley's punishment.

Would a cannibal lion have to swallow his pride?

Do insane vampires go batty?

A Junior Blues' manager went to the doctor. "Doctor, I'm having terrible problems in the mornings. I have the most awful headaches and my vision is hazy."

The doctor examined him but could find nothing wrong. "It must be the drink" said the doctor.

"Oh that's alright," said the manager, "I'll come back when you're sober!"

A Junior Blues' supporter, the morning after!

"Setting a good example to your children, takes all the fun out of middle age" - Junior Blues' Parents motto!