Let's compare Windows 95 against a widely-accepted Saviour, Jesus of
Nazareth:
Jesus Windows 95
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Said, "Surely I come quickly." | Has been promised "any day now."
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Is taking a lot longer to actually | Is taking a lot longer to actually
arrive. | arrive.
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Can walk on water. | Can crawl on a 486.
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Sits in judgement at the pearly gates.| Will be used to judge Bill Gates.
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Bible says, "In Him, all things are | Windows 95 doesn't even run all
possible." | possible Windows apps.
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Embodies the Holy Trinity: Father, | Embodies DOS.
Son, and Holy Ghost. |
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Started life as a carpenter. | Turns perfectly good computers into
| furniture.
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Born in a manger. | Resembles something found in a
| barn.
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Remembered for protecting the weak. | Has weak memory protection.
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Was raised from the dead. | Was created from Windows 3.1
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Jesus performed great works for | Windows 95 multitasking performance
the multitudes. | barely works.
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Jesus has no sin. | Windows 95 has no shame.
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You decide.
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