1/ When you get in the elevator and double-click the button for the floor you want. 2/ When you dream in 256 pallettes of 256 colors. 3/ When you are reading a book and look for the scroll bar to get to the next page. 4/ When your wife says "If you don't turn off that damn machine and come to bed, then I am going to divorce you!", and you ignore her. ...... and keep in mind - Sex is like a snowstorm - You never know how many inches you're going to get, or how long it's going to last. Alternatively, sex is like summer: you never know how long it's going to last, and although it may start off hot it gets less remarkable as it goes on.
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