WIFESPEAK ENGLISH EQUIVALENT
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* You want <== You want
* We need <== I want
* It's your decision <== The right decision should be obvious by now
* Do what you want <== You'll pay for this later
* We need to talk <== I need to complain
* Sure,... go ahead <== I don't want you to
* I'm hungry <== (a) Make me something to eat
(b) Stop what you are doing, scrape together
your last $$, and go drive across town
and get me something to eat. ... I don't
care if what you are doing is important.
* I'm not upset <== Of course I'm upset, you moron
* You're,... so manly <== You need a shave and you sweat a lot
* You're certainly <== Is sex all you ever think about?
attentive tonight
* I'm not emotional! <== I'm having my period
And I'm not over-
reacting!
* Be romantic, turn <== I have flabby thighs
out the lights.
* This kitchen is so <== I want a new house
inconvenient
* The car is empty <== Go fill it up
* The trash is full <== Take it out
* The dog is barking <== Go outside in your underwear and see what is
wrong
* I want new curtains <== and carpeting, and furniture, and wallpaper
* I need wedding shoes <== the other 40 pair are the wrong shade of white
* Hang the picture <== NO! I mean hang it there!
there
* I heard a noise <== I noticed you were almost asleep
* Do you love me? <== I'm going to ask for something expensive
* How much do you love <== I did something today you're really not going
me? to like
In answer to "What's Wrong?"
* Nothing <== Everything
* Everything <== My PMS is acting up
* Nothing, really <== It's just that you're such an asshole
* I don't want to talk <== Go away, I'm still building up steam.
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