S C I E N T I S T S D I S C O V E R N E W E L E M E N T
The heaviest element know to science was recently discovered by university
physicists. The element, tentatively named Administratium, has no protons
or electrons and thus has an atomic number of 0. However, it does have one
neutron, 15 assistant neutrons, 70 vice neutrons and 161 assistant vice
neutrons. This gives it an atomic mass of 247. These 247 particles are
held together in a nucleus by a force that involves the continuous exchange
of meson-like particles called morons.
Since it has no electrons, Administratium is inert. However, it can be
detected chemically as it impedes every reaction it comes into contact
with. According to the discoverers, a minute amount of Administratium added
to one reaction caused it to take over four days to complete. Without the
Administratium, the reaction ordinarily occurred in less than one second.
Administratium has a normal half life of approximately three years, at
which time it does not actually decay but instead undergoes a
reorganization in which assistant neutrons, vice neutrons and assistant
vice neutrons exchange places. Studies seem to show the atomic number
actually increasing after each reorganization.
Research indicates that Administratium occurs naturally in the atmosphere.
It tends to concentrate in certain locations such as government agencies,
large corporations and universities. It can usually be found in the
newest, best-appointed and best-maintained buildings.
Scientists warn that Administratium is known to be toxic, and recommend
plenty of fluids and bed rest after even low levels of exposure.
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I also hear that the reaction of Administratium with another new element,
TQMium, is fairly unstable. Sometimes chemical bonding occurs and a new
improved compound is formed. Other times the reaction is more violent with
excessive amounts of heat and darkness being generated and the
Administratium remaining unchanged. It is believed that these differences
have some relationship to the number of "holes" in the support provided by
the various neutrons. Scientists are looking into them.
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