During half time, the furious football coach entered the subdued locker room
carrying a live alligator. Glaring at his bumbling players,he dropped his
pants, whereupon the reptile clamped his jaws onto his penis. Finally, after
enduring several moments in its grip, the coach poked the beast in the eye
and it dropped off and scuttled under a locker.
"Any of you wimps man enough to do that?" he yelled.
After a moment, a blond young man stepped forward. "I am, Coach," he
volunteered. "Only please don't poke me in the eye."
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