Bloody know-it-all non-COBOLlers... At a Christmas party I was introduced forcibly to a woman with a distractingly large cleavage. My host declared "You are both in computing, you'll get along fine." My wife was dragged to another room to meet someone else. Within a matter of minutes, I found that I had been abandoned with a Cobol programmer. The world contains two types of Cobol programmers. Those who can write it decently (apart from myself, I can think of about three people who fit that category) and those who really should have stuck to flower arranging (of either sex). If I'm going to be in a team with the flower-arranger type, I'd rather it be a female one with big tits... ) Suddenly the room felt cold. Did you ask her about flower arrangement?
Mike Fleming / Steve Firth. From the Internet. Original © not known. This version ©2000 OFC