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Microcomputer Mania A New Mental Disorder


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Microcomputer Mania
A New Mental Disorder?
By Steven Starker
 
  The American Psychiatric Association recently updated its listing of
diagnostic categories with the intention that every form of mental and
emotional illness be described. In the short time since its revision and
publication, however, a new form of insanity has appeared in this country
that threatens to reach epidemic proportions in a few years. It is
therefore necessary to propose an addendum to the official A.P.A.
diagnostic categories, namely, a disease entity that I call "Microcomputer
Mania." 
 
  The onset, symptomtaology and typical progress are presented here as a
first step toward coping with this insidious threat to the contemporary
psyche. 
 
  Age of Onset: The illness can strike at almost any age but seems especially
prevalent among adults ages 18 to 50. There have been occasional case reports
of very early onset (ages 5 or 6). However, outbreaks among teenagers are not
uncommon.
 
  Early Indications: There are a few early warning signs by which a concerned
family member or health professional may recognize the incipient stage of the
illness.
 
  Compulsive Magazine Buying: The unfortunate individual experiences an
irresistible urge to buy magazines, spends hours poring over them, and
rapidly amasses a huge collection. Each issue has something to do with
computers, ranging from "hard core" electronics computer technology
magazines through "soft core" electronics publications. At the extreme,
any magazine bearing a picture of a computer terminal on its cover or the
word 'computer' in one of its articles is immediately acquired. 
 
  Cruising: There is a profound compulsion to locate and repeatedly visit
every available store selling microcomputer equipment. These "cruisers"
become well known to shop owners and sales people, some of whom are
unscrupulous enough to prey on them by attempting to sell them all manner
of computer goods. At the extreme are those individuals who will even
cruise electronics supply stores or stereo shops in order to be near some
integrated circuit chips. (Particularly bad cases may be found loitering
about electronic cash registers, typewriters and computerized bank
machines.)
 
  Deterioration of Vocabulary: Peculiar verbalizations begin to compete with
normal healthy speech. Words having oral connotations such as "apple", "byte"
and "nibble" are uttered along with more obvious gibberish like "DOS", "ROM"
and "RAM". The individual seems little involved in social conversation until
the topic of microcomputers is mentioned, whereupon an intense, excited state
of consciousness is elicited along with a rapid flow of peculiar
verbalizations.
 
  Crisis: Thus far we have identified the three warning signs that alert
us to incipient microcomputer mania. The crisis that may follow is more
dramatic. 
 
  Extreme Rationalizations: An elaborate series of rationalizations
develops around a common theme, the absolute necessity of owning a
microcomputer, Unlike schizophrenic hallucinations, these ideas are not
perceived as "voices" or intrusive commands, but are experienced as truly
logical thought. Rationalizations commonly revolve around notions of self
improvement, education and efficiency. Content is relatively unimportant
to the diagnosis, however, as the victims of the disorder may be endlessly
creative in their rationalizations. The key issue is the "absolute
rightness" of owning a computer. 
 
  Excited Spending: This is the "manic" phase of the disorder in which all
self- control is abandoned and large sums of money are spent on all manner
of microcomputer equipment. A previously competent, rational individual
may withdraw thousands of dollars from savings to purchase a vast array of
"hardware" and "software". 
 
  The Syndrome: Following the acute manic phase, the full syndrome become
manifest.
 
  Social Withdrawal: As with most serious forms of mental disturbance, the
individual becomes increasingly withdrawn, losing interest in work, food,
sex, family and so forth. He or she may be found in a fixed (or frozen)
position before the computer monitor at any time of the day or night. The
catatonic like pose is broken only by occasional Rapid Finger Movements
(RFM) over the microcomputer keyboard. Persistent RFM may, in fact, be the
only signs of consciousness except for occasional grunts of satisfaction
or groan of frustration. 
 
  Sleep Disturbance: The individual is increasingly unwilling and unable
to go to bed, preferring to remain in position at the computer. In milder
cases, victims are eventually led away from their computer by a concerned
family member; in more severe cases the individual is commonly found
slumped in a chair the following morning with the computer equipment still
running. Even when asleep, RFM may still be noted by the careful observer. 
 
  Physical Deterioration: First to appear are strains of the musculature,
particularly the neck and lower back. Eyestrain is common, along with a
hollow, vacant look. Lack of sufficient food, exercise and sleep all
interact, contributing to the general deterioration. 
 
  Marital Difficulties: Withdrawal into the world of microcomputers
inevitably leads to a deterioration in communications among family
members. This problem is rarely noticed by the victim of the disorder, but
is bitterly described by the unafflicted spouse. In families where both
husband and wife are afflicted, vicious fights over computer time are not
uncommon. When the children are additionally affected, the situation
becomes completely unmanageable and leads to regressions to the manic
phase (that is, further microcomputer purchases "for the kids".)
 
  Systemic Progression: Not too much longer after onset of the illness, the
individual experiences an irresistible need for additional, or peripheral
devices (printer, disk drive and so forth) in order to expand into a full
microcomputer system. Huge amounts of money are periodically spent in efforts
to satisfy this need. No more than two months after any particular purchase
however, a subsequent acquisition begins to appear essential.
 
  Separation Anxiety: The individual experiences a growing dread of being
separated from the microcomputer. He or she may attempt to install a
system at work to complement one at home (or vice versa.) When persuaded
by family members to take a vacation, the victim packs the computer first.
At the extreme, individuals have been known to purchase pocket-size
portable microcomputers and carry them around at all times. 
 
  Etiology: To date, little is known about the causes of microcomputer
mania. Observations show it to be highly contagious, leading some medical
investigators to speculate that a new strain of virus is involved. Others
have suggested some genetic defect. Still others believe that a virile
agent interacting with an existing genetic predisposition provides the
best explanation. Experimental Psychologists are attempting to explain the
disorder in terms of learned behavior patterns, while psychoanalysts are
speaking of early psychos dual fixations. 
 
  Treatment: No effective treatment has been found. It is particularly
unfortunate that many of the scientists needed to research this disorder have
themselves fallen victim to it. Clearly, there is an urgent need for more
research into this major problem.

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Hope this helps! :>

FREELANCER@delphi.com wrote:
:      Stories have been floating around about people who have
: become addicted to computers and the activities associated with
: using computers. One person allegedly lost his business because
: he was obssessed with his machine. There have been a couple of
: published reports hinting at this type of addiction but there
: isn't much concrete.

:      The common image is of people who lose all social touch. The
: typical profile is of an "intelligent male loner who was a
: hobbyist before taking to computing."

:      Is the stereotype accurate? If not, what is?

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