On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me: twelve Vaxen crashing, eleven geeks web browsing, ten hackers hacking, nine disks a-thrashing, eight hosers hosing, seven printers jamming, six cores a-dumping, five stressed admins, four cracked accounts, three old Suns two clueless dorks, and a bad UN*X from HP
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