Owain F Carter

Emacs Rap


Humour


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the lesson of the day is your editor's lame
I'm laughing in your face, you got yourself to blame

I don't even need to talk about that shit like ed
send that code straight down, to the realm of the dead

e-x user-wussies, I know you think you're cool
found visual mode? still nothing but a fool

dependent on a pipe, sed users step back
get your blue-flame lighters, fill your pipe with crack

are you listening to me? does this rhyme make sense?
if you write your code with those, you got no defense

think that you are smarter? think that you are better?
get yourself some learning 'bout a visual editor?

I visit IDS, everywhere pico
is your editor programable? I don' think so!

I go to 61, Brian Harvey sez "jove!"
that shit's stripped down, like a two-burner stove

I use the very best, 1-9-3-0
I'm talking about emacs, the one that doesn't blow

now all the vi lusers wanna get with me
but I get all I need; I send 'em to Ali

you still could maybe learn, if I gave you a year
that elisp rules the world; without it, live in fear

        by Lars-Dog, with backup by Ali-B**** and J-Mac-D.
        Dancing by Lolly, slti as ever.

        Peace out.

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