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Acronyms

ALITALIA - Always Late In Take-Off, Always Late In Arrival (or) Aircraft Landing In Tokyo, All Luggage In Australia
BCAL (British Caledonian Airways) - Best C*** Aloft
BOAC (British Overseas Airways Corporation) - Better On A Camel (or) Bend Over Again, Christine
BWIA (British West Indian Airways) - Better Walk It Alone
CPA (Canadian Pacific Air) - Can't Promise Anything
EL AL - Everything Lousy, Always Late
PAL (Portuguese Airlines) - Pick Another Line
PAN AM (Pan American Airways) [Pandemonium Scareways] - Pilots Are Normally All Maniacs
PIA (Pakistan International Airlines) - Please Inform Allah
QUANTAS (Queensland and Northern territories Aerial Services) - Queer And Nasty, Try Another Service (or) Queers And Nancies Together As Stewards
SABENA (Société Belge d'Exploitation de la Navigationn Aérienne) - Sodomy And Buggery Endanger Natural Appetites (or) Such A Bloody Experience, Never Again
SAS (Scandinavian Airlines System) - Sweet And Sexy
TAP (Tap Air Portugal) - Take Another Plane
TWA (Trans World Airlines) - Travel Without AArrival (or) Try Walking Across

BURMA - Be Upstairs Ready My Angel, the sort of thing that correspondents used to put in their letters when trying to get sexy things past the eyes of military censors in time of war.
NORWICH - (K)Nickers Off Ready When I Come Home
EDINBURGH - Erection Definately Imminent Now, Book Usual Rooms, Grand Hotel
LLANFAIR...GOGOGOCH - Listen, Love, Accountancy's No Fun ... God, Oh God, Oh God, Oh Christ, Hanky!
WALES - Will Arrive Late Expecting Sex
NAMIBIA- 'Nickers Around Me In Bed, I'm Afraid (or) Not Action Man In Bed, I Agree
TODMORDEN - Tonight Our Downstairs Maid Ought Really Dine Elsewhere (Noise!) (or) Teeth Out, Dear, My Organ Requires Deflating 'Ere Night (or) Turn Off Dictation Machine, Office Raverm Discretion Ends Now

LNER (London and North Eastern Railway) - Late And Never Early
LMS (London Midland and Scottish) - 'Elle Of A Mess (or) Let Me Sleep (or) Lord's My Shepherd
GWR (Great Western Railway) - Go When Ready (or) Great Way Round (or) God's Wonderful Railway
LCD (London Clapham and Dover) - London, Smash 'Em and Do For 'Em (or) London, Shashem And Turnover
GC (Great Central) - Gone Completely
MSL (Manchester Sheffield and Lincolnshire Railway) - Money Sunk and Lost (or) Muck Sludge and Lightning
MGN (Midland & Great Northern) - Muddle and Go Nowhere