Cultural Differences Explained
Aussies: Dislike being mistaken for Pommies (Brits) when abroad.
Canadians: Are rather indignant about being mistaken for Americans when abroad.
Americans: Encourage being mistaken for Canadians when abroad.
Brits:
Can't possibly be mistaken for anyone else when abroad.
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Aussies: Believe you should look out for your mates.
Brits: Believe that
you should look out for those people who belong to your club.
Americans:
Believe that people should look out for & take care of themselves.
Canadians: Believe that that's the government's job.
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Aussies: Are extremely patriotic to their beer.
Americans: Are
flag-waving, anthem-singing, and obsessively patriotic to the point of
blindness.
Canadians: Can't agree on the words to their anthem, when they
can be bothered to sing it.
Brits: Do not sing at all but prefer a large
brass band to perform the anthem.
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Americans: Spend most of their lives glued to the idiot box.
Canadians:
Don't, but only because they can't get more American channels.
Brits: Pay
a tax just so they can watch four crappy channels.
Aussies: Export all
their crappy programs, which no-one there watches, to Britain, where everybody
loves them.
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Americans: Will jabber on incessantly about football, baseball, and basketball.
Brits: Will jabber on incessantly about cricket, soccer, and rugby.
Canadians: Will jabber on incessantly about hockey, hockey, hockey, hockey, and
how they beat the Americans twice, playing baseball.
Aussies: Will jabber
on incessantly about how they beat the Poms in every sport they play them in.
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Americans: Spell words differently, but still call it "English".
Brits: Pronounce their words differently, but still call it "English".
Canadians: Spell like the Brits, pronounce like Americans.
Aussies: Add "G'day",
"mate" and a heavy accent to everything they say in an attempt to get
laid.
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Brits: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Aussies: Shop at home and have goods imported because they live on an island.
Americans: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping, gas, & liquor in a
backwards country.
Canadians: Cross the southern border for cheap shopping,
gas, & liquor in a backwards country.
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Americans: Drink weak, pissy-tasting beer.
Canadians: Drink strong,
pissy-tasting beer.
Brits: Drink warm, beery-tasting piss.
Aussies:
Drink anything with alcohol in it.
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Americans: Seem to think that poverty & failure are morally suspect.
Canadians: Seem to believe that wealth and success are morally suspect.
Brits: Seem to believe that wealth, poverty, success and failure are inherited
things.
Aussies: Seem to think that none of this matters after several
beers
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