How do you know if you're in love, in lust, or really married?
LOVE - When your eyes meet across a crowded room.
LUST - When your
tongues meet across a crowded room.
MARRIAGE - When your belt won't meet
around your waist, and you don't care.
LOVE - When intercourse is called "making love."
LUST - All
the other times.
MARRIAGE - What's intercourse?
LOVE - When you argue over how many children to have.
LUST - When you
argue over who gets the wet spot.
MARRIAGE - When you argue over money.
LOVE - When you share everything you own.
LUST - When you think twice
about giving your partner bus money.
MARRIAGE - When the bank owns
everything.
LOVE - When it doesn't matter if you don't climax.
LUST - When the
relationship is over if you don't climax.
MARRIAGE - What's a climax?
LOVE - When you phone each other just to say, "Hi."
LUST -
When you phone each other just to organize sex.
MARRIAGE - When you phone
each other to find out what time your son's game starts.
LOVE - When you write poems about your partner.
LUST - When all you
write is your phone number.
MARRIAGE - When all you write is checks.
LOVE - When you show concern for your partners' feelings.
LUST - When
you couldn't give a shit.
MARRIAGE - When your only concern is what's on TV
LOVE - When your farewell is "I love you darling..."
LUST -
When your farewell is "So, same time next week..."
MARRIAGE -
When your farewell is silent.
LOVE - When you are proud to be seen in public with your partner.
LUST-
When you only ever see each other in the bedroom.
MARRIAGE - When you never
see each other awake.
LOVE - When your heart flutters everytime you see them.
LUST - When
your groin twitches everytime you see them.
MARRIAGE - When your wallet
empties every time you see them.
LOVE - When nobody else matters.
LUST - When nobody else knows.
MARRIAGE - When everybody else matters and you don't care who knows.
LOVE - When all the songs on the radio describe exactly how you feel.
LUST - When it's just the same old mushy shit.
MARRIAGE - When you never
listen to music.
LOVE - When breaking up is something you try not to think about.
LUST -
When staying together is something you try not to think about.
MARRIAGE -
When just getting through today is your only thought
LOVE - When you're interested in everything your partner does.
LUST -
When you're only interested in one thing.
MARRIAGE - When you're not
interested in what your partner does and the one thing you're interested in is
your golf score.
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