See also Whatsamatta University's Seminars For Men Fall Catalogue
Once again, the male staff at Whatsamatta University will be offering courses for women of all marital status in an attempt to help males and females understand each other better. Attendance in at least 10 of the following courses is required.
Etiquette and Behavior: EB101: PMS (Preposterous Mood Swings) - Learning To Sleep Over At Mother's EB102: We Do Not Want Ties For Christmas (Just Wear The Sexy Lingerie I Gave You) EB103: How Not To Sob Like A Sponge When Your Husband Is Right EB104: Why It Is Unacceptable To Talk About Feminine Hygiene In Mixed Company EB105: If You Want To Know How That Looks On You, Ask Your Mother EB106: How To Act Younger Than Your Mother EB107: Apologizing For Farting When You're On The Toilet Is Not Necessary
General Electives: GE101: You, The Whining Sex GE102: Why You Don't Need To Invite Your Mother Over Every Weekend GE103: Payday And Shopping Are Not Synonymous GE104: Female Friendship - Why Your Best Friends Are Not The Women Who Complain About You The Most GE105: Learning To Appreciate Beer Belly And Lard Butt Morphologies Of Men
Home Economics: HE101: You Can Change The Oil Too HE102: How To Properly Fill A Beer Mug HE103: How To Do All Your Laundry In One Load And Have More Time To Watch Football HE104: How To Encourage Your Husband To Cook More And Be Able To Stomach His Slop HE105: Get A Life - Learn To Kill Spiders Yourself HE106: How To Close The Garage Door HE107: How To Close The Top On The Toothpaste HE108: How to Drive a Nail Without Breaking One HE109: Why Going To The Bathroom Is Not A Group Activity HE110: Overcoming "The Imelda Syndrome" (formerly called "How Many Feet Do You Have, Anyway?")
Interpersonal Relationships: IR101: Understanding The Female Causes Of Male Drunkenness IR102: If You Don't Want An Excuse, Don't Demand An Explanation IR103: Romanticism - The Whole Point Of Caviar, Candles, And Conversation IR104: Why Men Enjoy Grocery Shopping About As Much As Women Enjoy Watching "The Three Stooges" IR105: Marriage - The Number One Cause Of Divorce
Life Skills: LS101: Combatting The Impulse To Nag LS102: Parenting - Your Husband Gave You Children So You Could Have Someone Other Than Him To Boss Around LS103: Balancing A Checkbook - Even You Can Get It Right LS104: Comprehending Credit Card Spending Limits And Financial Responsibility LS105: Shopping - Doing It In Less Than 16 Hours LS106: How To Go Fishing With Your Mate And Not Catch Pneumonia LS107: Living Without Power Windows - How To Turn A Crank LS108: How To Retain Your Composure While Your Husband Is Relaxing By Himself LS109: You Too Can Carry A Backpack LS110: Dress Like A Slut And Put On Something Sexy - Why It Won't Ruin Your Brain LS111: Attainable Goal - Catching A Ball Before It Stops Moving LS112: How To Remain Femininely Enticing And Attractive After Menopause LS113: How To Parallel Park
Sex Education: SE101: Reasons To Give Head To Your Man SE102: How To Stay Awake During Sex And Imagine That It Lasted For Over 10 Minutes SE103: Fall Semester: You Can Use A Bed For More Than Just Sleep Spring Semester: It's Okay To Do It Outside Of The Bedroom SE104: How To Say "Yes" More Often SE105: How To Say "No" But Really Mean "Yes" SE106: Lingerie - The Gift That Keeps On Giving SE107: Sexual Alternatives For "That Time Of The Month" (formerly called "Any Old Port In A Storm") SE108: Foreplay (not a required course, for extra credit only)
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