A couple of fifth-grade boys were horsing around in their Catholic schoolroom when, to their amazement, the teacher spied them out of the corner of her eye.
She duly reprimanded them, then overheard the following conversation:
"How did she see us?" one boy asked.
Wayne replied, "You forgot. She has good parochial vision!"
[attributed to "Kids Are Still Saying the Darndest Things" by Dandi Daley Mackall] Original © not known. This version ©2000 OFC