LUTHERANS DO IT WITH GRACE
CATHOLICS DO IT WITH GUILT
METHODISTS DO IT WITH ENTHUSIASM
BAPTISTS DO IT UNDERWATER
PRESBYTERIANS DO IT BY CONSENSUS
EPISCOPALIANS DO IT BY CANDLELIGHT
UNITARIANS TALK ABOUT IT
CHRISTIAN SCIENTISTS THINK ABOUT IT
PENTECOSTALS do it loud & with tongues
Episcopalians do it decently and in order
Catholics do it rightly and legitimately
Baptists refuse to do it standing up, lest it lead to dancing
Shakers don't do it.
Quakers wait for it to happen.
Snake handlers do it carefully.
Mormons don't smoke afterwards.
Unitarians do it as it comes.
Buddhists do it for nothing.
Hindus do it again, and again, and again...
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