Ee Ba Gum!

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• Nardenden, worartadooin?
• Asta Seenim ont telly?
• Corforus arpastate itmornin.
• It dunt marrer.
• Lerrys gurrat pixchers.
• Astagorra tanner?
• Eenose nowt abartit.
• Eez gonna gerra lorra lolly forrit.
• Lerrer gerontbus.
• Eedursant purriseead undert twatter.
• Eesezeeantaddit.
• Oowarreewee — waree weeissen?
• Ateldim burreewunt lissen.
• Lerrim purrizaton.
• Astle clowte thee if that duntgiowner.
• Tintintin.
• Gerrarry tergithi andweeit.
• Eez gorros attoam.
• Thawanster wash thi eeroile.
• Middadz gorrajag.
• Thakkan if tha wants.
• Eez nobbutta babbi.
• Tainted nowt dunnatit as I nose on.
• Cantha kumtowarowse tunneet?
• Weerst Gaffer?
• Gerrofmifut.

From a postcard from Heather (“the HHHHHH”) J Rowe, May 1995. Original © not known. This version ©2000 OFC Make Heather happy and perplex her parents by talking to Janet at Adrian's Flowers, Farsley (0113 256 2912) they do very nice baskets for £15.