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A man was driving his car with his wife when he was suddenly stopped by a cop. The cop says, 'Good evening sir, you were going 60 in a 50 Km zone.' The guy says, 'No, I wasn't.'

The wife turns to him and says, 'Yes, dear you were.' The man says, 'Why don't you shut up?'

Then the cop says, 'You also didn't have your seat belt on sir.' Naturally the guy says, 'Sure I had it on.' Again the woman says, 'No honey you didn't..'

The man turn around and says to the woman, 'I told you to shut up (violently).'

Then the cop bend down and says to the woman, 'Excuse me ma'am but is this your husband?' The woman says, 'Yes.'

'Is he always this mean and rude with you?' The woman says, 'No, no, officer only when he is drunk.'

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