Top 10 Summer Camps to which you should not send your children:

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10. Tommy Lee's — Camp Kickachickee

9. Lorena Bobbit's — Camp Cutaweewee

8. Tanya Harding's — Camp Wackaneenee

7. Kenneth Star's — - Camp Catchacrookee

6. Louis Farakahn's — Camp Killawhitey

5. O.J. Simpson's — - Camp Killachickee

4. Michael Jackson's — Camp Wannabewhitee

3. President Clinton's — Camp Getahoochie

2. Ellen Degeneras's — Camp Lickacoochie

And the number one camp not to send your kid to:

1. Monica Lewinsky's — Camp Suckapeepee

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