1. You get your medical prescription charges refunded.
2. You can retire after 30 years.
3. Not the best, but steady pay.
4. You will see things that you will not believe.
5. You get to deal with the scum of the earth.
6. You get to deal with middle-class people.
7. You get to deal with the rich and those who think they are famous.
8. You will constantly be criticized by Nos. 5, 6, and 7.
9. You get the chance to meet all the bad people and some of the good.
10. You get the best view of all demonstrations and marches.
11. You can be assaulted numerous times during your career.
12. You can be shot at or shot.
13. You get the chance to risk your life for people you don’t know, and some who don’t care.
14. Best of all, you learn to love life because you get the chance to see and deal with death every day.
If you are interested in a career featuring all of the above, please call at your local police station and obtain an form which you can use to join us. (We are falling apart).