Why did the chicken cross the road?

It depends on the technology …

Windows NT Chicken: Will cross the road in June. No, September for sure.
OS/2 Chicken: It crossed the road in style years ago, but nobody noticed.
Windows 95 Chicken: You see many different coloured feathers while it's crossing, but cook it and it tastes like … chicken.
Assembler Chicken: First it builds the road …
C Chicken: It crosses the road without looking both ways.
C++ Chicken: The chicken wouldn't have to cross the road, you simply refer it to the other side.
Visual Basic Chicken: UKHighway!TheRoad.cross(aChicken)
Borland Delphi Chicken: The chicken is dragged accross the road and dropped on the other side.