For everyone of these warnings someone must have done it.
ON HAIRDRYER INSTRUCTIONS: Do not use while sleeping.
ON A BAG OF POTATO CRISPS: You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
ON A BAR OF DIAL SOAP: Directions: Use like regular soap.
ON A FROZEN READY MEAL: Serving suggestion: Defrost.
ON A HOTEL-PROVIDED SHOWER CAP IN A BOX: fits one head.
ON TESCO'S TIRIMISU DESERT : Do not turn upside down. (Printed on the bottom of the box.)
ON MARKS & SPENCER BREAD PUDDING: Product will be hot after heating
ON PACKAGING FOR A ROWENTA IRON: Do not Iron clothes on body
ON BOOTS CHILDRENS COUGH MEDICINE: Do not drive car or operate machinery
ON NYTOL: Warning: may cause drowsiness
ON A KOREAN KITCHEN KNIFE: Warning keep out of children
ON A STRING OF CHINESE MADE CHRISTMAS LIGHTS: For indoor or outdoor use only. [Which is logical if you consider the IP (Ingress Protection) rating makes them suitable for indoor/outdoor use but not underwater, I suppose …]
ON A JAPANESE FOOD PROCESSOR: Not to be used for the other use
ON SAINSBURY'S PEANUTS: Warning: contains nuts
ON AN AMERICAN AIRLINES PACKET OF NUTS: Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
ON A SWEDISH CHAINSAW: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.