1.) Bifocals Barbee. Comes with her own set of blended-lens fashion frames in six wild colors (half-frames too!), neck chain and large-print editions of Vogue and Martha Stewart Living.
2.) Hot Flash Barbee. Press Barbee's bellybutton and watch her face turn beet red while tiny drops of perspiration appear on her forehead! With hand- held fan and tiny tissues.
3.) Facial Hair Barbee. As Barbee's hormone levels shift, see her whiskers grow! Available with teensy tweezers and magnifying mirror.
4.) Cook's Arms Barbee. Hide Barbee's droopy triceps with these new, roomier-sleeved gowns. Good news on the tummy front, too: muu-muus are back! Cellulite cream and loofah sponge optional.
5.) Bunion Barbee. Years of disco dancing in stiletto heels have definitely taken their toll on Barbee's dainty arched feet. Soothe her sores with this pumice stone and plasters, then slip on soft terry mules. Colors: pink, rose, blush.
6.) No More Wrinkles Barbee. Erase those pesky crow's-feet and lip lines with a tube of Skin Sparkle-Spackle, from Barbee's own line of exclusive age-blasting cosmetics.
7.) Soccer Mom Barbee. All that experience as a cheerleader is really paying off as Barbee dusts off her old high school megaphone to root for Babs and Ken Jr. With minivan in robin's egg blue or white, and cooler filled with doughnut holes and fruit punch.
8.) Midlife Crisis Barbee. It's time to ditch Ken. Barbee needs a change, and Bruce (her personal trainer) is just what the doctor ordered, along with Prozac. They're hopping in her new red Miata and heading for the Napa Valley to open a B&B. Comes with real tape of "Breaking Up Is Hard to Do."
9.) Single Mother Barbee. There's not much time for primping anymore! Ken's shacked up with the Swedish au pair in the Dream House and Barbee's across town with Babs and Ken Jr. in a fourth-floor walk-up. Barbee's selling off her old gowns and accessories to raise rent money. Complete garage sale kit included.
10.) Recovery Barbee. Too many parties have finally caught up with the ultimate party girl. Now she does 12 steps instead of dance steps! Clean and sober, she's going to meetings religiously. Comes with little copy of The Big Book, a six-pack of Diet Coke, and a pack of Marlboro Lights.