THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS IRISH:
He never got married.
He was always telling stories.
He loved green pastures.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS PUERTO RICAN:
His first name was Jesus.
He was bilingual.
He was always being harassed by the authorities.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS ITALIAN:
He talked with his hands.
He had wine with every meal.
He worked in the building trades.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS BLACK:
He called everybody "brother".
He liked Gospel.
He couldn't get a fair trial.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A CALIFORNIAN:
He never cut his hair.
He walked around barefoot.
He started a new religion.
THREE PROOFS THAT JESUS WAS A WOMAN:
He had to feed a crowd, at a moment's notice, when there was no food.
He kept trying to get the message across to a bunch of men who just
didn't get it.
Even when he was dead, he had to get up because there was more work to be
done.