Phrases you probably shouldn’t use at work, but would like to…

  1. How about never? Is never good for you?
  2. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.
  3. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
  4. Ahhh … I see the feck-up fairy has visited us again …
  5. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
  6. The fact that no one understands you doesn’t mean you’re an artist.
  7. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
  8. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
  9. I’m not being rude. You’re just insignificant.
  10. I’m really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
  11. Are you a freaking ray of sunshine every day?
  12. Your ridiculous little opinion has been noted.