Dictionary Of Employment Want Ads Terminology

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• Energetic self-starter: You'll be working on commission.
• Entry level position: We will pay you the lowest wages allowed by law.
• Experience required: We do not know the first thing about any of this.
• Fast learner: You will get no training from us.
• Flexible work hours: You will frequently work long overtime hours.
• Good organizational skills: You'll be handling the filing.
• Make an investment in you future: This is a franchise or a pyramid scheme.
• Management training position: You'll be a salesperson with a wide territory.
• Must be able to lift 50 pounds: We offer no health insurance or chiropractors.
• Opportunity of a lifetime: You will not find a lower salary for so much work.
• Planning and coordination: You book the bosses travel arrangements.
• Quick problem solver: You will work on projects months behind schedule already.
• Strong communication skills: You will write tons of documentation and letters.

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