Doctor’s Notes

Patient has chest pains if she lies on her side for over a year.
On the second day the knee was better and on the third day it disappeared.
The patient has been depressed ever since she began seeing me in 1993.
The patient is tearful and crying constantly. She also appears to be depressed.
Discharge status: alive but without permission.
The patient refused an autopsy.
Healthy-appearing decrepit 69-year-old male, mentally alert but forgetful.
The patient has no past history of suicide.
She is numb from the toes down.
The skin was moist and dry.
Occasional, constant, infrequent headaches.
Patient was alert and unresponsive.
She stated that she had been constipated for most of her adult life, until she got a divorce.
Skin: somewhat pale but present.
I saw your patient today, who is still under our car for physical therapy.
Exam of genitalia reveals that he is circus sized.
The patient was to have a bowel resection. However, he took a job as a stockbroker instead.
Patient was seen in consultation by Dr Blank who felt we should sit on the abdomen and 1 agree.
Large brown stool ambulating in the hall.
Patient has two teenage children, but no other abnormalities.