Every nation has to write a book about the elephant:
The French book — 1000 ways to cook Elephant
The English book — Elephants I have shot on Safari
The Welsh book — The Eleffant and its influence on Welsh language
and culture
The American book — How to Make Bigger And Better Elephants
The Japanese book — How to Make Smaller And Cheaper Elephants
The Greek book — How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of Money
The Finnish book — What Do Elephants Think about Finnish People
The German book — A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1–6.
The Icelandic book — Defrosting an Elephant
The Swiss book — Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal
Went With His Elephants
The Canadian book — Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?
The Swedish book — How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.
The Iraqi Book — What the Prophet teaches us about Elephants
The Belgian Book — Chocolate Elephant recipies
The Old Russian Book — Elephants, Running Dogs, and Hyenas
The Australian Book — How to barbeque Elephants, Mate
The New Russian Book — Cooking for 20 with an Black Market Elephant
The South American Book — Elephants: The Real CIA Conspiracy
The Swedish Book — Taekink a sauena wit n Elephant