How do you know if there is an elephant in your fridge?
Footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there are 2 elephants in your fridge?
Two sets of footprints in the butter.
How do you know if there are 3 elephants in your fridge?
Can't get the fridge door closed.
How do you know if there are 4 elephants in your fridge?
There's a VW Beetle parked outside it.
How do you get 8(!) elephants in a fridge?
Put four in a VW, four in another VW, put the two VW's in the fridge. A
fridge large enough to hold two elephants can surely hold two VW's!
How do you get Tarzan in the fridge?
Open door, get two VW's out, put Tarzan in, close door.
How do you know Tarzan is in the fridge?
You can hear Tarzan scream OYOYOYOIYOIYOOOOOO
How do you get two Tarzans in the fridge?
You can’t, twpsin. There is only one Tarzan!
Why are there so many elephants running around free in the jungle?
The fridge isn’t not large enough to hold them all.