Twenty children’s books you’ll never see

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• You are different and that's bad.
• Pop! Goes the Hamster … and other great microwave games.
• What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?
• The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins and the Vice Squad.
• Babar Meets the Taxidermist.
• Testing Home-Made Parachutes Using Household Pets.
• Garfield Gets Feline Leukæmia.
• The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking.
• The Pop-Up Book of Human Anatomy.
• Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Shall.
• The Care Bears Mail Some Campers and Are Shot Dead.
• The Boy Who Died From Eating All HIs Vegetables.
• Controlling the Playground: Respect Through Fear.
• You Were An Accident.
• Some Kittens Can Fly!
• Daddy Drinks Because You Cry.
• Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence.
• How to Become the Dominant Military Power in your Primary School.
• Mr Fork and Ms Electrical Point Become Friends.
• Start An Estate Agency With the Change from Your Mum’s Purse.

• From Philip Joyce, Oxfordshire. Original © not known.
• This version © 2000 OFC