Four men: a project manager, an architect, a civil engineer and a quantity surveyor are helping out on a construction project. About midweek they decide to walk up and down the beach during their lunch hour. Halfway up the beach, they stumbled upon a lamp. As they rub the lamp a genie appears and says "I am generous so normally I would grant you four wishes, but since there are four of you, I will grant you each one wish."
The architect went first. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living in a huge house in St. Thomas with no more defects liability worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to St. Thomas.
The civil engineer went next. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a Carribean beach, surrounded by sun bronzed babes in skimpy bikinis with no more structural worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Carribean.
Then it was the quantity surveyor's turn. "I would like to spend the rest of my life living on a huge yacht cruising the Bahamas with no more money worries." The genie granted him his wish and sent him off to the Bahamas.
Last, but not least, it was the project manager's turn. "And what would your wish be?" asked the genie.
"I want them all back after lunch" replied the project manager.