Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no-one likes your wife.
How could two people as beautiful you have such an ugly baby?
As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me.
Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, I would like to take this knife out of my back. You’ll probably need it again.
Someday I hope to get married, but not to you.
Happy Birthday! You look great for your age … Almost Lifelike!