You may be a geek redneck if...

you have loony-toons stickers on your pickup truck.
you carry both the Leatherman Classic and the Leatherman Wave because you never know when you'll need two pairs of pliers.
you insist that your family tree is in fact a graph.
you have a DEC-10 on bricks in your front yard.
your trailer has a T3.
.you're living in that trailer to afford the T3.
you think gateway is something you do after a stick-up.
you work on a working monitor on top of a non-working monitor.
you've ever worked on a "deenus" server.
your fileserver has more stickers than your pickup.
your monitor has a nerf-gun-rack.
you dropped out of college because an entry-level helpdesk job opened up at the ISP.
you think "UPS" is what the guy on the brown truck says when he drops your new 'puter.
you hear somebody mention NT and think they left the first T off.
you think QIC is missing the K at the end.
your email program says, "Y'all got mail."
you think SMTP means Send Mail To Phriends.
you think POP3 refers to Coke, Pepsi and Dew.
you've ever broken a tooth pulling a fastener out of a rack just to prove you can do it.
you've ever stripped CAT-5 cable with your teeth.
you think IP addressing is pointing somebody to the little detached room out back.
your screen saver shows fuzzy dice.
you think Perl is something you put on a string around a girl's neck.
you add caffine to Jolt Cola.
your still adds caffine to the output.
you've ever picked hot'n spicy pork-rind crumbs out of your keyboard.