Half past twelve on a Tuesday

Well it's half past twelve on a Tuesday
Hoover the floor and polish my shoes day
Sitting in waiting for the landlord to come
I've tidied the flat, had so much fun
Walter's coming to do an inspection
He'd better turn up or there'll be insurrection
Tenant's ain't gonna take no more hassle
From an busybody interferin' asshole
It's not the first time he's failed to appear
It's not the first time the man hasn't come
Graham came late, but he was fun
He could come again, but he only came once
But that was back in April, when I enjoyed life
Money, job, a girl wanted to be my wife.
Next was Annette
she hardly looked round, in/out quickly, I liked her style
She just counted the walls and marked everything
present and correct